There are over-powered self-insertion characters, and then there is Alternity Convoy. His is the gun which shall pierce the space-time continuum!
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann beat him to the punch on that one. Infinite Probability Missiles, when fired, explode in every possible timeframe, such that, even if you dodge them, there is an alternate reality you that didn't, and thus, they still hit to full effect. Which essentially means that Alternity Convoy can never miss. Or alternately, it's the Transformers equivalent of Lancer's Gae Bolg spear in Fate/Stay Night, whereby it's special abilities invert causality. Normally, thrusting a spear causes it to strike. Gae Bolg strikes, causing Lancer to thrust his spear. Thus 100% accuracy, barring defensive enchantments and other causality-warping effects.
Just being called "Masterlord Convoy" is amusing enough. Nissan certainly pack some technology into their cars... well, the models for export to Cybertron, anyway...
How does he fix himself if he breaks down, though? I can't imagine finding inter-dimentional gun spare parts is anything but insanely hard. I'm still getting him though, hopefully if I can scrounge up enough scratch to get him.
This thread = epic luls. Most of that looks like it's geared towards preventing the alternate time lines that they had spun around Alt Ravage. But the wording.... hoo boy. Egrish technobabble FTMFW!
Yeah, too bad he can't call THIS guy a "stolen magic Chinese toy", since it's not stolen yet has the powers to back up such a title
*Alternity Convoy fires his gun toward Alternity Megatron standing in front of him* "ANTI-HYTHERION SPACETIME-PIERCING TACHYON BLASTER-DESU!! FAIIIYAAAAAAARRR!!" *A transwarp portal emerges all of the sudden* *The bullet disappears* .... Meanwhile.. *On some other distant universe...* G1 Megatron :: ACKHH!! ONE MORE TREACHEROUS ATTEMPT FROM YOU, STARSCREAM, AND I'LL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS!! G1 Starscream :: Whaaat?! Who?! I mean, whaaaaaaat?! I didn't shoot ya, Megatron! You.. You can ask Thundercracker or Skywarp here!! Turns out, the bullet portal reappears on G1-verse, right behind G1 Megs.
* His sneezes summon Bahamut! * If he shoots you, it shoots you through time so that YOU DIE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN! * If his guns shoot a tree in a forest and no one is there to hear it, it makes infinite sounds through infinite universes. * His chestplate is a quantum singularity with every other chestplate in existence, so that if you shoot him in the chest, you shoot yourself in the chest! * His armadas have armadas. * He can use "vis-a-vis" in a sentence. Twice. * He can simultaneously be a MUNKY and a TRUKK. * His cannons create so many explosions that Michael Bay says "Woah. Too many explosions." * He has infinity points of articulation. * His gold plastic gets stronger over time. * His white plastic yellows the sun. * He is made of Henkei chrome. * His targetmasters have headmasters that have powermasters inside pretender shells that combine into gestalts.
