Alternity Convoy has godhax.

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  1. Gryph

    Gryph Action Master

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    His doors can see into time.
    He thinks in ten dimensions.
    His shins absorb and store energy from the very planet.
    His knees can put him outside of time.
    His guns SHOOT THROUGH TIME!

    I can't wait to see Megatron. His swords will probably be made out of suns.
     

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  2. Faxon

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    Gee TakaraTomy, he seems a tad underpowered don't you think?
     
  3. Malunis_T

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    I agree!

    C'mon, he's GOTTA have a figure that's at least two feet tall, that'll do the trick.
     
  4. Draven

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    They forgot to mention his special second set of vocal processors, dedicated SOLELY to the high pitched heroic roaring of every single attack he ever does.
     
  5. GogDog

    GogDog Logic's wayward son Veteran

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    Wow.
     
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    Oooooooh.

    I have no idea what's going on.

    Glad I've bought him though :) 
     
  7. G1Wheeljack

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  8. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Does his Universal Emulation Engine mean I can run Spectrum and Mega Drive games on him?
     
  9. Digilaut

    Digilaut My name is Drift.

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    Wow, that's pretty sad :lol  Way to go Japan!
    Still, figure is hawt.
     
  10. LightningZERO

    LightningZERO The Alternity

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    GO GO Alternity Convoy!!!
     
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    What the hell is a "Anti-Hytherion Spacetime-piercing Tachyon Blaster"?

    Ah well, I'll just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. That should set him right!
     
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    Bwahahaha!!!!

    Fantastic. He's like a fan character. His tech specs no doubt all go to eleven.
     
  13. Deadsled

    Deadsled Energon Recovery

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    Ok, now I'm sure the Japanese are pot smokers. :lol 

    Drugs are baaad, mmmmm kay. :tumbleweed: 
     
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    10-10-9-10-10-10-9-10 according to the bit at the bottom.

    This guy sounds even worse than Big Powered for being overdone. Still, 10 dimensional thinking, that's not all bad. And he is supposed to be from 900'000'000 years into the future or something, for all we know, by that time, this is considered underpowered.


    (Personally, I'd love to see this one take on Unicron. Faces him down, fires one shot, then smirks as Unicron realises he's just been shot in the dawn of his timeline).
     
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    Megatron is likely to be similarly equipped then.
     
  16. GogDog

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    :lol 
     
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    lol.... Best tech sheet ever!!!
     
  18. ActionMasterZod

    ActionMasterZod LarzArz on twitter, man.

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    Does eh fight aliens and don't afraid of anything either?
     
  19. LightningZERO

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    Megatron's katanas can probably cut the flow of time
     
  20. Malunis_T

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    Yes. Yes he does.

    He's also best friends with Bigfoot. If Takara can make ridiculous claims, so can I!
     

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