Albolene.

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  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    I'd heard about this for years, but it turns out it really works.

    I smear it on my gut, then wrap myself with saran wrap before I get on the treadmill. The definition in my abs is much better now.

    Just thought I'd share.


    p.s. Don't get it online or at a sports shop. They'll call it a 'topical thermogenic' and charge you out the ass for it. Instead, go to Walgreens and look near the makeup.

    p.p.s. Also good for fapping.
     
  2. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    That's more information than I EVER wanted to know, particularly from a guy named "Jiggles"
     
  3. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Fixed.
     
  4. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Hell, if it works it works. Boxers have been using it for years to shed weight quickly before a weigh-in.
     
  5. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    The gimp's sleepin'...
     
  6. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    That's all just water weight, though, right?
     
  7. Foster

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    What do you recommend for Chub Rub?
     
  8. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    But the question remains, do you wrap the wiener in saran wrap before the fapping?
     
  9. Los

    Los Now you see me...

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    Please define fapping.
     
  10. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    If you have to ask...
     
  11. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    To Fap
    1.To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)
    2.A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics
    3.The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation.
    Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
    It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.
     
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    What is all this 'running' stuff?

    What will help my abs while sitting?
     
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    wait what exactly does it do. i dont want to shrink rap my gut to find out it just transferred the fat to my ass.
     
  14. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Bah, I don't trust all this new-fangled pharmaceutical mumbledy-gook! Nothing but good old-fashioned crunches for me!
     
  15. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Don't forget the all natural heroine!
     
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    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    deceptifocus *Supercharged*

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    closest thing to that is a flinstones car
     
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    :lolol 

    albolene sounds like a laxative brand...if laxatives had distinctive sounding brand names.
     
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