Akira live action movie

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  1. fabexmax

    fabexmax Well-Known Member

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    it's already going to fail because of:

    *only 1 film instead of the originally planned 2 films

    *Rated PG-13 instead of Rated R

    *only 1 film at 2hrs&something in length

    *not set in Japan but a future New York

    *lead characters names changed

    *american actors not japanese actors
     
  3. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    Yeah, I have to agree. Most of those are insta-fails by themselves. Add Robert Pattinson and you have possibly the worst idea for anything ever.
     
  4. Sso02V

    Sso02V Injector Has a Posse

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    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    alright, someone is gonna die for this
     
  6. fabexmax

    fabexmax Well-Known Member

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    SERIOUSLY, I don't think I could be more upset at seeing all of this! What the FCUK! If you won't do it right, leave anime ALONE! WTF!
     
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    process Hanlon's razor Veteran

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  8. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    ...put a decidedly American spin on it and metaphorically snap it in half over your knee.
     
  9. FanimusMaximus

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    What's Akira?
     
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    Welcome to America. Please leave all originality and imaginative creativity at the door.
     
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    Tkemert20 「私は眠い」

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    Dude, there's only one now? Welp, that's the end of tha-
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    Oh god no. The only thing bad about the original was it's length, this going to be awfu-
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    God, Hollywood's anime adaptations are awful. Hell, a friend of mine (Avid anime fan) read my DBZ adaptation screenplay and said it was several times better than DB Evolution. It's strange that fan ideas are better than Hollywood's.
     
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    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Again with this? Didn't they learn the last two times they tried this project.
     
  15. FanimusMaximus

    FanimusMaximus Well-Known Member

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    As random guys on the internet as my witness, I pledge that if I ever get into Hollywood, I will make a Anime Adaptation so great!! That you will be begging me to make a sequel!!
     
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    This is funny b/c they've changed so much that it's become just a complete ripoff with the originals name, I hope this and the live action bebop movies get canned or stuck in development hell.
     
  17. pinoy78

    pinoy78 Shoji Kawamori having FUN

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    FAIL
     
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    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    This and Keanu Reeve's Cowboy BeeBop film need to DIE.
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    *Insert rant here about why Hollywood should die*
     
  20. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    Agreed. Didn't know they were making a live action Cowboy Bebop movie. And with Keanu Reeves, no less. Wonderful, Hollywood. Just take a giant steaming crap on everything cool and call it a day, will ya?
     

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