I'm reporting from the alpha site. Just minutes ago my bed was attacked by a squadron of ants, fairly large ones at that. There were both flyers and ground troops. My bed is right next to a window so I think they may have gotten through the iris on it (screen) somehow. I do eat at my computer desk often but it's not even where the ants were. I hit the area with some biochemical warfare while fighting for my life out of the base but I didn't see it hit any of them. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

 

Wuss.

 

 

Inferno had a few choice words for you Nerd Bomber:

"You intruder will BURN for the ROYALTYYYYY!!!"

 

If you think those ants are bad, you should meet my aunt.

Her mustache hurts my cheek

 

Got a can of Raid?

 

 

Don't you worry I'll come to the rescue as soon as the Moth goes away from the light.

 

 

Damn beaten to an Aunt joke..

 

*Rimshot* GOOD ONE

Well the iris(screen) has been resealed, and I can still smell the fumes of last night's biochemical battle but no sign of anymore of them. Only time will tell if they've found another way in.

 

ANy clue why they are comming after you NB?

 

I can only imagine it's for my technology.

edit: now that i think of it, i did kill one of them earlier in the week, took a few hits too before he would finally die. He probably sent out a signal of some sort alerting the others before his demise.

 

see you need to kill those Guo'ld before they can send of the distress beacon.

 

Phase IV has begun...

 

For the love of god watch less Stargate, for your sanity and ours.