Here's some more I hate: *Any kind of damn little kid plush thing. *That HORRIBLE poorly animated pile of crap ad about car insurance or something with the turd-headed freak with the annoying as hell voice named "Max" who always yells "YOU HEARD IT FROM ME, MAX!! WA-HOO!!" at the end. *I'm gonna specifically call out Cuddle-Uppets. They look ugly and dopey, and they all look drunk, and I hate how the song gets stuck in my head for a few weeks every time I hear it on TV. *On a related note, that dog Dream Lite looks F*CKING EVIL!!! *Any Geico ad. They were only funny when they got rid of the gecko. There's probably a few hundred more I hate but I can't remember them all, thank God. Oh, also any one of those damn testosterone ads. Especially the one with the guy who's car overheats. He just pulls off the cap and pours in some water. As if. If that was real, it would be too hot to touch the cap for a few hours, then he'd have to pour in a ton of water. And all those freaking prescription ads, solely for the fact that 3 quarters of each of them is just the narrator listing all the side effects. "Side effects include: General discomfort, cardiac arrest, unexpected gas, temporary blindness and deafness and in some rare cases, death." EDIT: Another one, does anybody remember the Lexus ad where the car spooks a horse and the driver laughs? You can tell it's marketing towards narcissists.
Any local car ad gets on my nerves easily because they're so cheesy... I think cheesy commercials are the worst ones.
All GoDaddy.com ads, especially the ones trying to make that sellout Danica Patrick appear sexy... which she soooooo isn't. Panago. All of them. Old Navy. All of them. Here in Canada: Tim Horton's. All of them.
I like that ad with Adam West narrating about hot dogs. It actually makes me want the product instead of to KILL IT WITH FIRE! But only because Adam West is hilarious.
Those credit card commercials with the spoken word rap. The Nook ads done to sound like poems. Stop rhyming at me! Also, The Hoppah! The Hoppah? The Hoppah! I agree with the old man, in that commercial; SHUT UP! Vince Offer, on the other hand, is strangely amusing.
I can't fucking stand those commercials, because you're exactly right that they cross the line. They're absolutely disgusting. I seriously wanna punch whoever's responsible for those commericals in the face, and then ask them while they're laying there what in the hell makes them think people wanna see that shit?
Agreed. I fukking hate the anti smoking commercials and I don't even smoke. Anyone who smokes and doesn't know by now that eventually it'll kill you should hit themselves in the head with a tack hammer repeatedly. The damn pack itself tells you how bad they are for you written in bold print-I don't need to see a hole in someone's neck to get the point across. Instead of wasting tons of money with snarky commercials they should spend it on feeding the poor.
Also hate the Lexus "Season to Remember" ads at Christmas where Buffy gives Biff and new Lexus complete with a huge bow on it. Look, the rich can spend their money anyway they want because it's their money, but I just find the ads to be in very poor taste. And If I ever give someone a fucking car as a gift, they had better go batshit crazy when it's presented to them, and not give me some little "oh gee, thats nice" reaction like they always have in those commercials.
