Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TheIncredibleHulk, Jan 31, 2010.
FOXNews.com - Actor Rip Torn Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into Connecticut Bank
"Kay...get the kid a weapon."
That is totally random.
You know what they say, fool me twice....
Well that was about as stupid as a poopy-flavored lollipop.
Now THAT is how you get drunk.
lol, I was always a fan of his, now I like him more.
That alcohol education program must have been one hell of a learning experience.
It was an alien controlling him!
I thought he was rich like most other Hollywood actors,WTH would he need to steal?
damn, I didn't think he was that old!! holy fack
He had his reasons...
It cost a lot of money to have an "intergalactic kegger"!
damnit i was going to say that..
What was he thinking??
at any point did he pull down his pants, start smacking his ass yelling 'F*** ME!' repeatedly?
Don't forget the openning to it.."Do you want to F*ck me?"
Rip Torn, real man of genious! Actually, I am cheering for Rip here.
Remember Gordy (Tom Green) worked in a bank. Guess, Gordy went a little too far this time.
"Daddy would you like some meat, Daddy would you like some sausages"
I don't think Gordy worked at the bank, that was his friend. Gordy worked in a cheese sandwich factory, followed by the cheese sandwich fast food place.
"I can't let it get out that I didn't put enough cheese on a cheese sandwich, *starts piling on cheese* I could lose my job, *starts piling on other stuff* I could lose all this! We wouldn't want that now would we? WOULD WE!? Huh?!"
"What the f*ck am I supposed to do with that?"
"Well you can stick it in your bum bum! Put the cheese sandwich in your bum..."
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