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Discussion in 'Transformers Animated Discussion' started by IronicHide, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. IronicHide

    IronicHide MEME GO HERE

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    KA had another moment of Zen on another thread:

    Sentinel's real name is Brad. Yes. Win.

    So maybe Transformers take on imperious, exotic, sci-fi names to butch up in front of each other and cartoon people. Or maybe 'Sentinel' translates as 'Brad'.
    Or maybe something else, I don't care and please don't try to insert reason here.

    What are the other real names of TFA characters?

    I vote Optimus is a steady name like James, Edward or Malcolm and Lugnut is really called Trevor.
    Bulkhead may well be called Roland. Or Barry.
    Megatron looks like a Clive to me. I want to say Blitzwing is called Gunther but that may be me making a national association.
    Starscream was originally called Leaf, but he changed it to Jaquin.
    Prowl has a name like Finbar or Auberon, but doesn't tell anybody.
    Anybody feeling Earnest for Grimlock?

    Please do not take this thread seriously.

    If you find yourself taking this thread seriously please find the nearest window, break it, and exit your computer room to the outside world. Talk to new people and run about in the sunshine.
    Don't actually break your window.
     
  2. Julliant

    Julliant This space for rent.

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    Reminds me of the thread about how TFs would look as humans.
     
  3. Prime's Pappa

    Prime's Pappa Animated Forever

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    I am truly offended by this thread. Grimlock looks like a Rupert to me!!!
     
  4. Hound & Mirage

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    Bulkhead isn't really clumsy at all. He's just incognito. He's actually a Prince named Edgar Puttersworth who's highly skilled at dancing and swordplay. He's wearing a false underbite to disguise himself until he can figure out how to unseat his evil older brother, Vincent Puttersworth, who killed their loving father, Dooby Puttersworth, to take the throne of the kingdom of Lutz back on Cybertron.

    Cybertron's real name is Bert.
     
  5. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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  6. shroobmaster

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    I think Bumblebee is Joe, because he's the average Joe!

    Snarl and Swoop = Bob and Carl.
     
  7. hutchprime

    hutchprime Made of sterner stuff

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    I think Snarl and Swoop would be Daryll and Daryll like on the old Newhart show. Grimlock would then be "Larry".

    I think Elita-1 would be a "Kelly" and Arcee would be "Heather".
     
  8. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    :lol 

    if bumblebee was a human, he'd be a clarence.
     
  9. Red Alert

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    grimlock is cleatus
    bulkhead is patrick
     
  10. nkelsch

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    True

    I would love to see human designs of the aniamted cast.
     
  11. JOHNDILLINGA

    JOHNDILLINGA This Space For Rent!

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    Ok I think ya'll have had way too much Plastic Crack... Put the pipe down!
     
  12. Atin

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    We've already seen Prowl in human form.....kinda :p 
     
  13. Hound & Mirage

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    Remember kids, every time you hear an instant-message chime, a spybot gets an off switch for his booster rockets.
     
  14. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    ha ha ha...

    ...I don't geddit :( 
     
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    What? Blasphemy! This is Magnus!
     
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    NEVER
     
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    Sentinel's a 'Butch' to me, Arcee would be 'Penelope'. And Shouldn't Prowl have a Japanese name, like 'Heero'? (LOL!)
     
  18. Caine

    Caine Rise up to the glory!!

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    Oil Slick gotta get some mid-west name.
     
  19. RedWolf

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    No that would be Hiro.
     
  20. Caine

    Caine Rise up to the glory!!

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    I can't imagine Prowl goes all around yelling "YATTAAAA!!"

    That'd be irritating.. :D  lol
     

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