A Wes Anderson TFilm...

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  1. QLRformer

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    How would it go? Let's see...
    - the humour would be very flat and dry, very "... yeah, okay" and "... right" if you get my meaning.
    - stop-motion animation would be primarily used
    - everybody would be dysfunctional and would have "issues": either paternal, fraternal, or with their own inadequacies, which are more or less worked out by the film's end.
    - the film would be set in some past era, probably the early 1980s or so (with the appropriate soundtrack).

    To go into detail...
    - Bill Murray would be Optimus Prime
    - Owen Wilson would be Bumblebee
    - Anjelica Houston would play Arcee and be a mother
    - Michael Gambon would be Megatron
    - Willem Dafoe would be Starscream
    - Kumar Pallana would be Soundwave
    - Witwicky would be some kid who elopes with his girlfriend to get married somewhere, hitching a ride with Bumblebee
    - Bumblebee would overcome his issues by wearing Ravage's tail as a necktie
    - Autobots and Decepticons would make up by the film's end.

    Would you watch it?
     
  2. Satomiblood

    Satomiblood Prototype Black

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    Strangely enough, yes.
     
  3. jackgaughan

    jackgaughan Interner Soldier

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    I'm already intrigued.
     
  4. Ephland

    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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    Attention Paramount/Hasbro:

    We DESPERATELY need some info on Transformers 4. A logo, an official title, something. If we're starting threads involving Wes Anderson and the franchise, we're clearly losing our marbles and going slowly insane.
     
  5. TylerMirage

    TylerMirage I vawnt my berdt.

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    Intriguing, yes...

    Our wish has been granted. A tiny bit of new info on TF4 has just been released mere minutes after you posted this. Honestly.

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/transformers-movie-discussion/609876-tfilm4-will-mbays-last.html

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...-bays-last-new-cast-some-robot-redesigns.html
     
  6. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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    Bill Murray as a Transformer? Hell yes.
     
  7. Ephland

    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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  8. TylerMirage

    TylerMirage I vawnt my berdt.

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    Now say "Money should be falling from the sky!". :D 
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    Say it! Say it! :cry 
     
  9. Ephland

    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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    MONEY SHOULD BE FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!

    ...directly over my head.
     
  10. TylerMirage

    TylerMirage I vawnt my berdt.

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    Sunuvabitch.
     
  11. SouthtownKid

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    Hell yes, I'd watch it. I love his movies.
     
  12. Nachtsider

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    Sounds like a far better watch than what we've gotten so far. I'm in.
     

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