How would it go? Let's see... - the humour would be very flat and dry, very "... yeah, okay" and "... right" if you get my meaning. - stop-motion animation would be primarily used - everybody would be dysfunctional and would have "issues": either paternal, fraternal, or with their own inadequacies, which are more or less worked out by the film's end. - the film would be set in some past era, probably the early 1980s or so (with the appropriate soundtrack). To go into detail... - Bill Murray would be Optimus Prime - Owen Wilson would be Bumblebee - Anjelica Houston would play Arcee and be a mother - Michael Gambon would be Megatron - Willem Dafoe would be Starscream - Kumar Pallana would be Soundwave - Witwicky would be some kid who elopes with his girlfriend to get married somewhere, hitching a ride with Bumblebee - Bumblebee would overcome his issues by wearing Ravage's tail as a necktie - Autobots and Decepticons would make up by the film's end. Would you watch it?