A song about my addiction to Doritos...

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  1. megatroptimus

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    A song I wrote (it's all in french unfortunately) about my addiction to Doritos... How hard it is to resist to the call of trans fats and that kind of crap.

    Click here to listen : Croustillomaniaque (litterally "Chip-o-maniac")

    I've writing silly songs (can we say comedy rock?) for the past 3-4 years. I have written about 60 original songs so far (www.putfile.com/p-i-p). Just dumb stuff about me, my wife and my friends. I can't really sing, I can't really play, but I'm having fun. I learned how to play guitar by myself without books or anything, learned a bit of piano/organ when I was a kid, that's about it. I just use that program called Voyetra, I place the microphone in front of the guitar amp or the keyboard and I record the tracks one by one.

    On this demo there are 2 guitar tracks, 1 percussion track (played manually on the keyboard), 2 keyboard tracks and 1 vocal track. All tracks were one take.

    Lyrics (try an online translator for fun) :

    CROUSTILLOMANIAQUE

    Depuis des décennies
    Je suis envahi
    Par un besoin vital
    FRAekoviscéral
    Ce bon goût de salé
    Me fait capoter

    J'veux du gras
    J'veux du trans
    J'veux du fat

    Croustillomaniaque
    Il ne faut pas qu'je craque
    Croustillomaniaque
    Cibole, c'est toffe en viac

    Dès que s'pointe une fringale
    Ch'comme un animal
    J'fouille dans toutes les armoires
    Dans toutes les tiroirs
    Fuck les cossins santé
    Moé j'veux m'empiffrer

    J'veux du gras
    J'veux du trans
    J'veux du fat

    Croustillomaniaque
    Il ne faut pas qu'je craque
    Croustillomaniaque
    Cibole, c'est toffe en viac

    Croustillomaniaque
    Il ne faut pas qu'je craque
    Croustillomaniaque
    Cibole, c'est toffe en viac

    Au début de l'année
    J'ai décidé d'jeûner
    Mais au bout d'40 jours
    C'est devenu trop lourd
    Doritos Tandoori
    Baby me voici

    Une poignée
    Une mâchée
    Une pochetée

    Croustillomaniaque
    Mon mental prend du slack
    Croustillomaniaque
    C'est si bon les pétaks

    Croustillomaniaque
    Tassez-vous tabarslak
    Croustillomaniaque
    Full blast la tête dans l'sac
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    T0tally kEwl


    I still just a pringle popper :( 
     
  3. Hook

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    «C'est si bon les pétaks»

    Heheheh, pourquoi je pense aux Têtes à claques soudainement? :lol 

    Great song dude, funny as hell ^_^
     
  4. megatroptimus

    megatroptimus Translatorminator

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    That line was directly inspired by les Têtes à claques stie. :p 
     
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    HA! I knew it!

    And Tandoori Doritos FTW. But only on Saturdays, because that's my "calorie-free day".
     
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    Envoie ta toune à Doritos ou à Cossette pour leur prochaine campagne de pub au Québec, on sait jamais…
     
  7. megatroptimus

    megatroptimus Translatorminator

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    Ouais, et je vais vendre ma célèbre toune de raquette extrême à La Cordée ou Sport Expert. :) 
     

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