when Mikaela says ex after walking in on Sam and Alice that just didnt fit in jetfire farting Simmons gluteous maximus
Robot heaven, Simmons' butt, Alice's scenes, Sam's mom getting high and crazy, Prime ripping off Fallen's face, Ze Dokterr stuffing the squid/tentacled thingy into Sam's mouth and its tentacles protrude from his nose...
A few college scenes, Alice just flat out did not have to be in the movie. I agree, Mikeala's line about "Sacrifising anything in your perfect little life." was unneeded. When I first heard this I thought..."Why'd she say that? " It never sounded right, and they never really went anywhere with it.
Robot heaven for sure, when that part came up on the screen I wanted to laugh out loud and cry at the same time, it was just too absurd!
THANK you! Seriously, i want to punch whoever came up with the description "Robot Heaven". It was a vision. A VI-SION.
In RotF, the total uselessness of the Jordanians. Simmons asking "Are you okay, soldier?" seals it for me. They came in, got shot down and did NOTHING. Well, they made the US military look better, so I guess they did something.
I agree Sam didn't go to "Robot Heaven", I didn't really like how the Matrix looked, but it seemed to work like the Matrix should. I knew there was something going with the new movie when I saw Optimus Prime's Autobot parachutes.
Sam yelling at bumblebee for saving them..:? megan fox changing into a wedding dress type thing for no reason.. dogs humping...and this has what to do with what??? the stereotypical dork in sam's dorm that overacts...bugs me for some reason although it was cool to have the dude from the office as the professor, little far fetched to see him as the most DESIRABLE guy in the room...;/ pleeease starscreams weak-ass growl after he cuts the car open...kinda silly dumping optimus...wtf?? wheelie cant break the metal chains that were attached to the box he was carried in....does he have no weapons?? jetfire farting......yeah...no kitchenbots farting.....same any scene with the twins.....you know why simmons jock strap.....wtf again when Leo is comin out of the bathroom.... Megan rarley looks truley worried in this movie.. that australian soldier guy who has weird loyalties.... The war of the primes.....ive watched this scene now about 78 times now on blue ray and the cgi barely shows anybody REALLY fighting...they all look like they are dancing ....seriously the beginning- the should have had cavemen instead of Africans...or if not change the tiger to a sabertooth tiger... something not so recent Wheelie humping megan worst and corniest "I love you" from shia...made me feel silly After hearing the decepticons are winning, Jetfire admits to wanna change sides???? wtf.. then there this "its a personal choice speech, being carried by wheelie as well;/ typical how the hell did the fallen get stuck on saturn or where ever in the nemisis??? wasnt he defeated on earth?? why is he stuck in the nemesis... Seekers.???....all decepticons??...too many questions lol shard brings back megatron and jetfire...but not optimus??
First off, it's not called ROBOT HEAVEN. Such a stupid term. It's called The Well of All Sparks. Second off, he didn't go to it, it was a vision he had when he was having a near-death experience. He absorbed the power of the cube, I certainly saw this vision coming a mile away. Third off, IT'S SCIENCE FICTION. Robots transforming into vehicles and people are ok, but suddenly having a religion they follow is too far-fetched? It reminds me of those who complained about the aliens in Indy4. We had ghosts melting faces off of nazis, powerful rocks that could be used to rule the world, and a guy who has been alive for almost 1,000 years guarding the holy grail. But aliens, naw they are ridiculous. Hahaha, other sentient lifeforms existing in our universe that goes on for ever. Stupid idea right? Next thing you want to tell me is that giant reptiles ruled the Earth sixty five million years ago and were killed by a giant space rock! *sarcasm*Same thing goes for nuked the fridge. But enough of that. I didn't find anyone's acting bad. Shia himself is a good actor, and Megan Fox improved from poor-to-decently-believable.
Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg was unnecessary. We know he's in love with her. Him just holding on to her leg would have been enough. The dog humping was fine. The first one worked well because it's how Sam's dad changes the conversation into what life in college might be like and how Sam and Mikaela might not last.
I agree, theyres no point to it, its pointless comedy. I love a good joke, but this was sadly not one.
To me, it were scenes where the robots don't blend in well at all. First happened right when Megatron knifes Prime, again in Eygpt with the twins running around, and then again during the final battle, ex the editing was piss poor from when Prime blows up the harvester till he finished his fight with the fallen. Both editing was off kelter, and the CG of the robots didn't blend in worth spit with the backgrounds, be they real or fake.
It's even worse that they didn't call the Egyptian military for support despite that they're fighting within Egyptian territory... Although they did call the Egyptian government for clearance. But still, why even bother calling the Jordanians in the first place? They're in Egypt!!! It's not some US military propaganda. It's just thoughtless writing.
