A new definition of car jacking

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  1. Foster

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    "Jamal Hassuneh, the owner of the damaged SUV and brother of the store owner, filed a lawsuit Thursday in Ramsey County District Court against Griffin and the city of Minneapolis.

    The suit alleges that Griffin was watching a pornographic DVD in his SUV and masturbating when he crashed about 2:30 a.m. on March 30. Griffin, 24, had told the Star Tribune a day after the accident that a dropped cell phone caused him to crash."
     
  2. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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  3. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    You know, loss of life, property, and money aside, that's just downright embarrassing.
     
  4. rattrap007

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    Maybe he can be charged with a DWE Driving While Eja....
     
  5. McBradders

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  6. adamthered

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    The number of drive-by's in Minneapolis just increased by one.
     
  7. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    That's messed up. He should get a DWWI. Driving While Wanking It.
     
  8. Kupp

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    Dude that is a great find. They need to get a team in that SUV to search for any DNA samples.

    They can check the ceiling first. Odds are this isn't the first time he has done it.
     
  9. TOM

    TOM From one hood to Yours

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    who the hell is Griffin? Anyway funny story.
     
  10. Kupp

    Kupp Ford Fanboy TFW2005 Supporter

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    A guy who likes to watch porn in moving SUV's at 2:30am.

    You know, your basic american.
     
  11. Foster

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    Eddie Griffin is also a forward for the Minnesota Timberwolves. He didn't kill anybody, unless you count his "little eddies."

    "At one point during the 50-minute tape, Griffin offers to buy the owner of the damaged sport-utility vehicle he ran into "any new car or truck, but not a Bentley."
     
  12. Shin-Gouki

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    He needs this judge in the case:

    BRISTOW, Okla. — A former judge was convicted late Thursday of exposing himself by using a sexual device while he presided over court cases.

    A Creek County jury found Donald Thompson, 59, guilty on four counts of indecent exposure and recommended one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count.

    The investigation into Thompson's actions began after a police officer saw a penis pump in the judge's courtroom. The charges involved four jury trials in 2002 and 2003.

    Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she traced an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
     
  13. Foster

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    And he needs this lawyer:

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  14. TOM

    TOM From one hood to Yours

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    What an idiot. Thanks Fosterlager.
     
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    Damn funny, glad nobody got hurt too.
     
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    :lol 

    Shows to realize that watching a DVD in your car/SUV is a stupid idea. And getting a really nasty fine.
     
  17. Foster

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    Just found some video too. I love the store owner's hand motions when he tells the story on-camera.
     
  18. Kupp

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    Oh come on, he was just taking the car out for a late night lube job.
     
  19. Weirdwolf

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    Early NBA retirement out of embarassment ftw!
     
  20. Master Megatron

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    Are you sure it wasn't Peter Griffin?
     

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