Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by GogDog, Feb 5, 2009.
Neptune's kitchen: Dolphins are talented chefs - Science- msnbc.com
There are many reasons, yes. This is an old article, but any time animals (aside from humans) use tools it is pretty neat.
Dolphin mothers teach children to use sponges as tools.
so long and thanks for all the fish!
dolphins are wonderful creatures
Who would win in a fight between a dolphin and a ninja?
If you answered "dolphin" you are correct.
It's a trick question. Dolphins are ninjas. Ninjas of the sea.
DING DING DING! We have a WINNAR!
And they're delicious.
I'd pay quite a lot of money to hear David Attenborough narrate a documentary on dolphins and refer to them as "the sea ninja".
And then kill and eat one. Proving once again that David Attenborough is more powerful than a ninja.
What's funny is they say that about us too!
Did I say funny?
I meant terrifying.
Dolphins ate my parents
Finally, someone said it.
The main reason I love dolphins is they have sex in 3's.
Most of my sex toys are shaped like dolphins.
Ever wonder why canned tuna looks and tastes completely different than a fresh tuna steak or sashimi? Here's a hint: it's not tuna. That little seal on the can that says "dolphin safe" simply means that it's dolphin suitable for consumption. And the only kind of dolphin suitable for consumption are the ones killed by David Attenborough.
Now that you mention it, dolphins are rather phallic. Or are phalluses dolphin shaped?
I'm gonna go think about this for a while.
Dolphins, along with humans and I *think* Ostriches, are the only animals that procreate for pleasure, not just reproduction.
And if you get anywhere NEAR a horny dolphin, you'd better hope your wetsuit has a reinforced anus.
Because dolphins will SEARAPE the SHIT out of humans if they get the chance.
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