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  1. Vector Sigma

    Vector Sigma <b><i><font color=FFFF00>Crazy Colon Burner!!!!</b Veteran

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    I'm in a cynical mood so thought i'd just look at the GD page and not care as usual, but this time i looked at it and thoguth i'd give soemthing back. This is waht i saw:

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    And so decided i'd just deal with it all in one go:


    The Official NHL Playoffs Thread!

    Ah yes, a streetfight on ice! Nothing says i'm a sportsfan like watching a bunch of guys on razers, beating the shit out of each other with sticks!

    You know what'd be great? WWE on Ice. Seriosuly! That way you have all the violence, but they're all wearing fetching leotards and using sticks to beat each other up! Hang on, thats the same thing...


    Indecent proposal by a trucker

    I have to say that i'm stunned a trucker had $1 million to offer for a night with you both. Did you get a group discount? But come on, thats a lot of money, can you say you really werne;t tempted? just a little bit?

    I know it may involve being rodgered up the ass, but for $1 million, can you really say no?...


    Going to cambodia - but need some help :) 

    No smart coments hear, i love you Sid, just watch your back over there!


    Trick shots

    Ahh yes, smacking balls all over the place, getting shots on target, sinking the 8 ball, you may think you know where i;'m going with this, but you all have sick sick minds. Trick shots rock...


    Snakes with legs...

    I can;t help but be reminded of snakes on a plane. And god i wish i'd never be reminded of that pathetically weak concept. Snakes with legs sounds like Eden to me, why do i keep hearing the voices in my mind from that religious camp i went to, that tried to drum it into us that 'The bible says it was Adam and Eve, not Adamn and Steve', you think i'm kidding? Sadly no...


    Need suggestions for an 18th birthday party

    Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll. Or just drink a lot, A LOT. You know what i did for my 18th? Had a bunch of guys over and got drunk, then had a muffin fight, yes a muffin fight, there are still stains on my wall from chocolate muffins sliding down them...


    The skyrocketing gas prices...

    Petrol prices suck, they always have, particularly in the EU and surrounding countries. The US has it easy, and yet they complain the most, go figure!


    Need help finding Trillium chat proegram

    I'm not even going to prtend i care about that...


    Phony doctor arrested after fake breast exams

    Can you blame him? If you thought you could get away with feeling up a girls breasts, would you pass up the opportunity? Have you never been in a bar?...


    Any ideas what to do with my fiancee...

    *CUT* - I can't think of anything to say that isn;t too rude...


    The Offical Baseball thread...

    Ah yes, the world series, as we all know America's a dead cert to win, why care?...


    OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS HORRIFIC!!!!!!!

    Yeah thats nasty, words fail me on this one...


    Man killed in ciagarette accident

    I'd laugh, which i did initally, but i believe i know two people whos fathers burnt to death fallign asleep on a sofa while smoking...


    Man Kills Girlfriends Over Sandwiches

    Of all the things to kill soemone over...


    Texas halts its roundup of drunks in bars and resturants

    Good, I can visit Texas then.


    G.I. JOE Live action script

    Ohhh Action Force script you say?!...


    Today is my daughters 7th birthday!

    WOO!!! Congrats Heaven! :) ...



    This post is in humour, I apologise if anyone is offended by it, its just my poor attempt at parody. Give me a break, i'm drinking...
     
  2. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    :lol  :lol 

    Seriously though, there's very little fighting in hockey anymore, especially compared to a decade ago and more. Especially with the new rules this year. It's become much more a finesse game than anything else.
     
  3. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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  4. TrickyDisco

    TrickyDisco <b><font color=blue>Voted TFW2005's Sexiest Female

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    Jon, you rock.

    :rock  :rock  :lol 
     
  5. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    I drank so much whisky last night that I honestly do not remember how or when I got undressed and in to bed.

    Didn't wake up with a sore ass though, so I think I'm good.
     
  6. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    DevilzFan will now kill you with mind bullets.
     
  7. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    Mind Bullets!
     
  8. vf-xx

    vf-xx ereh ees ot gnihtoN

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    Personally I just want to know how you get so many threads to show up at once.
     
  9. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    That's telekenesis Kyle.
     
  10. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    It's in your user options.
     
  11. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    What about the power... to move you.
     
  12. Boardwise

    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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    I was going to say magic.
    It would have been more fun.
     
  13. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    Superboy Prime punching the walls of reality, actually. Freaking n00bs.
     
  14. Boardwise

    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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  15. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    A wizard did it!
     
  16. Boardwise

    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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    Put your 'wand' away.
     
  17. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Vector Sigma, you're my hero. :lol  :lol 
     

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