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  1. The Swordsman

    The Swordsman The REAL hero of Hyrule

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    For anyone who might give a shit:

    Something rather bizarre happened to me today. I was heading into a public toilet (restroom for those of you who aren't British) and this guy came out as I was going in, I said "sorry" as I stepped aside to let him pass, and he said "You will be" in a very aggressive, intimidating tone. Then the guy's elderly mother, who was waiting for him nearby, immediately started shouting at him for what he had said, showing him up and embarrassing him in front of someone whose arse he clearly intended to kick. Eventually she forced an apology out of him and they went. What a strange world we live in.
     
  2. Kuma Style

    Kuma Style Toy Photography TFW2005 Supporter

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    ... T'was a riveting tale indeed, Chap!
     
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    ... I thought Brits called public toilets WCs? Or is that only at home?
     
  4. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    lol, told by his mama in public. thats funny.
     
  5. The Swordsman

    The Swordsman The REAL hero of Hyrule

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    I don't know, I've never heard anyone call them WC's before, in my experience they usually call them 'the bogs'.
     
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    Tripredacus K-Mart-ian Legend

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    Forced apologies when no actual apology is needed have always bewildered me.
     
  7. VaderPrime1

    VaderPrime1 Prepare for termination!

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    ^ I know right! :crazy: 
     
  8. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    Sounds like he was apologizing for the massive shit he took in the bathroom.
     
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    Kuma Style Toy Photography TFW2005 Supporter

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    I don't know if you're joking, but I actually thought this was the case and re-read it a few times to make sure, lol.
     
  10. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    haha, No, I was being quite serious. I've apologized for my turds at work more than once. And I do it shamefully and low voiced, which could possibly be construed as aggressive.
     
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    Normally I just get informed that someone opened the bowels of hell as a warning for a load bearing shit. Some of my friends used to say they were going to bless the house... Such odd ways to say: "hey, it isn't gonna smell pretty"
     
  12. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    So did I, that seemed like a reasonable excuse for saying that to a stranger.
     
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    After reading your story, OP, I cannot get the image of Johnny Bravo out of my head.
     
  14. MPrime10

    MPrime10 Boomsticks.

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    Straight out of a freakin' cartoon!
     
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    Metal Chaos The Spark of Chaos

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    I can hear his mom sounding like Howard's mom from The Big Bang Theory?
     
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    Hahah, this reminds me of a card tournament I went to in Vancouver once. It was hot & crowded, and since Yugioh players by definition don't shower, it was pretty bad. Anyway, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom there, and considering how many people were squished behind me, 2nd in line was a pretty good spot that I wasn't gonna give up.

    We heard a flush, and then dude this came barreling out of there with his shirt over his face, almost falling over as he made the escape. It was like something right out of a cartoon, and the guy in front of me was like fuck this I'm going outside (not sure if he was going to look for another store or literally take a piss behind the card shop) didn't even wanna go in so I got dibs. Best part was that my dad had apparently seen & smelled this from a hallway away & thought it was hilarious.

    Game wise that was a really fun day, and I'm REALLY glad to've brought a 2nd shirt with me because of how hot it was, even inside.
     
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    Minh'T Descendant of Primus

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    At first, i thought he kicked your ass and u guys had a fight
     
  18. The Swordsman

    The Swordsman The REAL hero of Hyrule

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    The thought crossed my mind, but when I went in everything seemed fine...
     
  19. Starfire22

    Starfire22 Wall crawling menace!

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    :lol 

    As for this thread, I don't know what to say....(but it's not the randomest threat here either)
     
  20. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Should have beat your chest and yelled "Come at me bro!"
     

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