Designer Steve Kuhl - Yahoo! News Photos Seriously, what will ever top this kid's bed unless he's living like Hugh Hefner 25 years from now. Not to mention the difficulty relating to other kids. Spoiled-Ass Kid:"I sleep in a pirate ship." Normal Classmate: "I sleep.........on a futon....." EDIT: Just now realized that he doesn't actually have a bed in the ship. Good news for him, but he's probably still gonna catch hell from some of his classmates.