A cautionary tale about nudity

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  1. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    BBC NEWS | England | Hampshire | Naked sun-seeker impaled by spike

     
  2. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    Me-Ouch!!!
     
  3. Max-prime

    Max-prime Supreme-Commander

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    Better than being impaled in the groin by sparkplug.
     
  4. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    That's gonna leave a mark.
     
  5. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    I don't think even Viagra can fix that problem.
     
  6. Elita_One

    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    Oh man....I can't even imagine what they must have felt like.
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    :) 
     
  8. RodimusDawg

    RodimusDawg Well-Known Member

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    That would put a damper on any man Libido afterwards. And the hell with Oxygen give me the Bible and a prayer that the ol "Fishing rod and Lures" still looked normal.
     
  9. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    The pain......
     
  10. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Guy I work with once left a screw driver in his back pocket when he went to the bathroom and somehow managed to stab himself in the nutsack with it.

    Everyone in the company tells that story when you bring up his name. :lol 
     
  11. beachbabe

    beachbabe Banned

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    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) 
     
  12. Takara_destron

    Takara_destron Mainly lurking these days

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  13. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Damn, that HAD to hurt.
     
  14. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Dry built

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    Aww, nuts!

    Seriously, that must've fuckin' HURT.
     
  15. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ebay:
    'Is that an 8 inch rusty spike in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
     
  16. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    Guugh... My johnson hurts just thinking about it.
     
  17. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Why was there a rusty spike sticking up between the beach and the bathroom?
     
  18. adamthered

    adamthered Reads comics. Starts shit

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    At least it wasn't from ramping a jet ski from the pond in an attempt to land in a kiddie pool :D 

    (10 cool points if you know what movie that's from)
     
  19. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    No, not any more.
     
  20. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Omg.... Right in the family jewels!!!! :puke2: 
     

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