http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=34208&s=d

I guess my logical first question would be how did she fit into the car in the first place?

 

"Fortunately for everyone involved, we were only able to save 175 lbs of her."

 

thats a huge bitch.

edit: shit i'm laughing as i'm typing this i'm so going to hell  

 

Wonder what it would've looked like in slow mo?

Glad she landed on the street and not on the other cars.
There was probably alot of vegetable oi...I mean blood everywhere


Ok thats horrible! Hope she's allright

 

   

You'd think they'd word that a little better.

Dunno why we should even be surprised that she survived. I mean, shit, talk about padding. If it had been some twiggy 19-year-old, she'd have broken in some 17 different places.

 

Damn, I'm actually suprised that she didn't get stuck in the sun roof. I'm weigh 165 and there is no way in hell I could fit through my sun roof.

 

Sunroof? Are they sure it wasn't a convertible?  

 

Fascinating. And quite possibly hypnotic.

 

I wonder the same thing, unless she had one of those big rag-top efforts,
still, I guess it was her bulk that cushioned some of the force of the accident.

 

^^ I'm almost certain that's what it was. amigos are old-school small jeeps, like a slightly bigger tracker. I'm pretty sure she just ripped through the ragtop.

 

  I might get flamed for saying this, but I don't care.

And I thought I was fat.

At least she wasn't hurt badly.

 

Right down the street from me, saw it all over the news.

 

You'll be going to hell because of your sig.    

 

Dude, that's...scary.

 

I refer you to this sentence from the article (emphasis mine):

There ya go.

 

Yeah, but 600 lbs is still a lot of woman to fit in the passenger compartment of an SUV. What did she do, take out the first row of seats and drive from the back ones?

 

What they don't understand is, that car didn't have a sun roof.

 

It now has a "panoramic" roof.

 

Three things stick out in my mind – the fact that the SUV rolled over. Even with a 600 lb weighing it down it was still able to roll over. My ENTIRE car weighs only 2500 lbs. She weighs almost a quarter of that.

Second thing is she is so obese. I guess in a way, obesity could be looked at as a positive thing. Maybe McDonalds should start advertising how the extra layers of fat are good for accidents, reduce heating bills due to the insulation, and could even provide protection from bullets. “Nothing can stop The Blob!”.

Third thing is she wasn’t wearing a seat belt. Maybe the seat belt wasn’t long enough to reach around her girth. She should sue the car maker for not accommodating a woman of her immense stature.

Its funny, one part of this world has small children that are all skin and bones dying daily. The other part has large adults AND children dying since all they are is fat. You’d think that the extra food in this country would be sent to the countries that need it. It is a win-win situation.

 

I didn't think it was possible to weigh that much and I am not trying to be funny.