MP Beware the Ides of Starscream I 3967 Prime: Keep at it Autobots! Prime: Let's drive them back! The Decepticons are wearing down! Megatron: I want all the Autobots grounded into berilium shavings! Starscream: We're wasting too much energy! The longer we prolong this battle, the higher our chances are of loosing! Megatron: Then I suggest you shut your mouth and actually hit an Autobot instead of pretending to be a calculator! Reflector: Why can't you hit Prowl? This is our opportunity to wipe that smug look off his face! Rumble: Hey you geeks! Can the chatter or Prowl'll be able to see the hole he's gonna shoot through you! Prime: Bluestreak, Sideswipe, keep me covered. I have Megatron in my sights. Soundwave: MEGATRON! Exhaust: The boss man is taking a dirt nap! Reflector: Megatron has fallen! The Autobots are going to swarm us! We are doomed! Gears: Prime took Megatron out! Huffer: We may have a chance now Gears! Prowl: With Megatron down, we can end this battle quickly! Starscream: Megatron has been defeated! Decepticons, I am now your leader! Exhaust: I don't know about jumping the totem pole Starscream. Megatron will be right as rain when he gets back up. Starscream: I AM LEADER NOW EXHAUST!!!! YOU'LL DO BEST TO REMEMBER THAT!!!! Soundwave: We must repair Megatron! Skywarp: Hey you bubble heads, we're still being shot at in case you guys forgot! Starscream: NO ONE IS GOING TO WASTE ANY ENERGY REPAIRING MEGATRON!!!! HE IS AN OBSOLETE DECEPTICON THAT HAS LED US TO FAILURE TIME AND TIME AGAIN!!!! Reflector: Starscream! What are you doing?!? Starscream: I'm thanking Megatron for his many years of diservice to the Decepticon cause and sending him on to early retirement! Bluestreak: Did you guys see that? Starscream just shot Megatron in the back. Sideswipe: He'll do anything to become leader. The Decepticons are starting to fall apart. Bluestreak: I almost feel sorry for them. Sideswipe: Almost! Starscream: I order everyone to keep fighting! Thundercracker: Have your data banks taken a dump? We're drastically outnumbered! Rumble: You better get a new routine Starscream. You'll lead us right into an Autobot gun barrel. Starscream: The only thing I know is that I'll have one less follower to lead! Rumble: Ok! Ok! You're the boss! Ironhide: This is pure comedy. Starscream's gonna pretend to lead the Decepticons...AGAIN. Warparth: Like >POW< where are you guys gonna go for your >BING< vacation? Smokescreen: There's a new casino that opened up near headquarters. I want to see what type of games they have there. Brawn: I'm gonna sit back with some energon wafers and watch the Decepticons turn into an intergalactic circus. Starscream: I will have my revenge Autobots and then we'll see who gets the last laugh! DECEPTICONS, RETREAT!!!!
MP Beware the Ides of Starscream II 3970 Starscream: I thought I gave an order to leave this bucket of junk on the battlefield! Why is Megatron playing Weekend at Bernies? Thundercracker: Contrary to what you want to believe, we need a leader that won't lead us to ruin. Bombshell: Megatron is in stasis lock now but we can get him 100% functional with a little time. No thanks to Starscream shooting him in the back. Soundwave: Bombshell and I can begin repair procedures and restore the Decepticons to their former glory. Starscream: I have the feeling that my new position as leader of the Decepticons is sorely unappreciated. Skywarp: You couldn't lead us against the humans at the power plant. You really think you can lead us against Prime and the Autobots? Are you sure you didn't take a laser blast to the head instead of Megatron? Starscream: You try my patience Skywarp! I may have to trim the fat in this army and I'm compiling a list! Will you be on it? Rumble: Blow your geeky list out of your exhaust valve Starscream. You think we're going to follow you after the way you shot Megatron in the back? You must have a bank of circuits misfiring. Soundwave: We must repair Megatron! Starscream: You so much as look at Megatron and your cassette children will be homeless! Do I make myself perfectly clear? Starscream: As your lord and master, I order you Skywarp to begin a preemptive strike on the Autobots. We'll provide backup once you take out a few of them. Skywarp: Not so fast not-leader. If you think I'm going on that suicide mission, you did take a laser blast to the head. Why you're not lying there instead of Megatron is beyond me. I'm warping out of here. You other geeks can let Starscream lead you to the scrap heap but not me. Starscream: SKYWARP! YOU TRAITOR! Exhaust, you're a loyal warrior, I want you to begin an attack on Autobot headquarters. Exhaust: No can do poser. You have the small pox and I don't want to catch it. But I'll be sure to visit your grave unless the Autobots cremate you. Starscream: I will not tolerate your lack of respect! If you plan on going AWOL, I'll melt you down into titanium bearings and and use Rumble as a slingshot! Exhaust: That don't cut no ice with me. I'm blowing the freezes. Starscream: COWARD! Decepticons, prepare for combat with the Autobots! Starscream: Where are you all going? No one walks out on Starscream! Shrapnel: And we won't let Starscream walk all over us either...either. Ravage: Ggggrrrrraaaaawwwllll! Starscream: FINE THEN! LEAVE! I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU! Prime: But this is a time you do need them Starscream! Starscream: Optimus Prime! Ironhide: I remember hearing you say that you were gonna get revenge on us. I had to put punching sharks(credit Scubaboy) on hold to come down here and knock you upside the head. Wheeljack: Hey Perceptor, let's haul Megatron's carcass back to headquarters. We can cut him open and watch Bumblebee tap dance all over his internal housing. Perceptor: Such a novel idea Wheeljack. Before you donate his body to the dance floor, I want to scrape out all of the Corrostop I've wasted on his worthless hide. Wheeljack: You got it! There's enough Megatron to go around! Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sunstreaker: You had this coming for a long time Starscream! Ironhide: This is like receiving a bonus before going on an exotic vacation! Brawn: I just hope you don't leak lubricant all over my proton boots. Sideswipe: I'm gonna use his mech fluid as lotion! Sunstreaker: I think it would make terrible wax for my great finish. I bet Starscream runs on that cheap junk! Sideswipe: Wanna bet on that bro? Sunstreaker: NO! Prime: HAHAHAHAHA! I haven't had this much fun in eons! Starscream: I don't believe this! This must be a nightmare! Megatron: STARSCREAM... Starscream: Megatron? Megatron: STARSCREAM! Get up you buffoon! Starscream: Megatron?!? You're alive!?! Megatron: Of course I'm alive, but we won't be for much longer! I already gave the order to retreat. Take off! Starscream: It was all a dream? One day, I'll get rid of Megatron and become the rightful leader of the Decepticons.
Even for Starscream, dreams come true. I wrote that last line as a bit of foreshadowing his "rise" to leadership and then Galvatron leaving his short reign in ashes. I also like the Ides of March so I wanted to observe the event. Hope you and everyone else likes it.
MP Lions & Lions & Lions? I 4023 Megatron: Gather around Decepticons. It is time to show you how Soundwave and Bombshell utilized the materials you've plundered from the fleshlings. Starscream: You've invited us near Autobot headquarters to show us magic tricks? Are you going to call an Autobot from the audience to pull a petro-rabbit out of Soundwave? Megatron: SILENCE YOU FOOL! I should call up one of them to cut you in half with a laser powered saw. Now shut up and pay attention! Megatron: Rumble, Frenzy, remove the covering. Frenzy: Move it this way you geek! Rumble: You're pulling it the wrong way buckethead! Rumble: Now look at what you did short circuit! Frenzy: Someone pull me out! Ravage: >sniff, sniff< Ggrrrrrrrlllll!!!! Bombshell: I don't think Ravage likes the new additions. Megatron: Behold fellow Decepticons, our lion task force. Starscream: You brought us here to show off a petting zoo? How dare you waste my time Megatron! The materials we've stolen should have been used to create a weapon to destroy the Autobots, not satisfy Ravage's wild dreams of running through the African Veldt! Megatron: Perhaps a demonstration is in order. Megatron: Soundwave, activate lion number four. Starscream needs to be properly introduced. Soundwave: Affirmative Megatron. Activating lion number four. Operation: Meet and Greet. Starscream: NEH! Get this fleabag off of me before I get a case of the scraplets! Megatron: What do you think of my petting zoo now Starscream? Starscream: Oh...kay Megatron! You've proven your point! Megatron: >maniacal laughter< Excellent! Now it's time to feed the Autobots to the lions! Sideswipe: It's about time we've set up this rematch since the Decepticons ruined the last race. Sunstreaker: If you hadn't have made us take that short cut, we wouldn't have been taken out by the Stunticons. Sideswipe: You keep bringing that up like it happened yesterday. Sunstreaker: You know how long it took me to buff the scratches from Dead End's laser blasts out of my fenders? Sideswipe: YES! You keep reminding me everytime I transform. Prime: Is the race ready to start Spike? Spike: It sure is Optimus. Bluestreak and the others are at the starting line. All that's left is for Roller to drive me out there so I can kick the race off. Ironhide: Nothing like a leisurely afternoon watching the blowhards eat each others dust. Bumblebee: C'mon Ironhide, you have to admit this is a little exciting. Ironhide: Big deal Bumblebee. I can transform and jump in the race with them. Sparkplug: Yeah, and the Autobots will keep the finish line all nice and warm for you when you eventually cross it. Spike should be out of college by then. Ironhide: Very funny Sparkplug. You can use your Chevro-legs the next time you need a ride. Chip: I can't wait for the race to start. Mirage, I'm surprised you're not in it. Mirage: Nah! Sunstreaker has enough ego in the race for all of us combined plus any Autobots that haven't been manufactured yet. Bumblebee: Looks like Spike is off. Spike: Okay guys, I want a clean race. Which means no smoke Smokescreen and no bad jokes from Bluestreak to distract everyone. Bluestreak: Et tu Spike? It'll be a long time coming before I sneak you and Carly into a drive-in. Spike: The drive-in is probably the only place where they expect to see a driver. On your marks! Get set! GO! Sideswipe: What's the matter bro? You're gonna blame that slow start on me as well or the faulty oil that Sparkplug gets you because it comes in a yellow bottle? Sunstreaker: My oil has nothing to do with this! Wheeljack: You guys better get your axles in gear or else you'll be sweeping the dust off the finish line! Sunstreaker: No way am I letting that nerd beat me! Prime: Looks like they're getting close Ironhide. Ironhide: Right Optimus. Sunstreaker's out in front. If he wins, it'll be nonstop bragging from here til all are one. I may just have to move in with the Decepticons. Prime: And listen to Starscream's constant complaining? Ironhide: Now that you mention it, I don't know which is worse. I'll have to think about it. Sunstreaker: Just as I thought. Always a leader, never a follower. Sideswipe: The race isn't over yet bro. Sunstreaker: This race was over before it started. You guys had no chance against a superior racing machine like myself. Wheeljack: Vector Sigma! The race isn't over yet and he's already doing victory laps around Iacon. Smokescreen: Is this your idea of a joke Bluestreak? Bluestreak: Don't look at me. I didn't know we were driving across an animal preserve. Maybe Sunstreaker's trying to fix the race. Sunstreaker: I was out in the lead you bozo! Maybe you're afraid of my skills! Bluestreak: Maybe I'm afraid of your mouth! Sideswipe: Nobody talks about my bro except me Bluestreak! Bluestreak: Don't get your cylinders in a bunch Sideswipe! Wheeljack: Vector Sigma! Can the chatter! We've got bigger problems right now! Prime: Looks like another race has been unexpectedly called off. Ironhide: I bet this has the Decepticons written all over it. Bumblebee: C'mon Mirage, we have to get down there and help them out. Chip: Don't forget about Spike. He and Roller are practically defenseless. Mirage: Don't worry Chip. We'll keep him safe.
MP Lions & Lions & Lions? II 4025 Bumblebee: Looks like things are really hitting the fan. The safest place for you two is right here. Sparkplug: Right. Just get Spike. Bumblebee: Don't worry. I won't let anything happen to him...I hope. Chip: You can do anything as long as you have COURAGE! (Dr. Smoov) Sideswip: These are the weirdest looking cats I've ever seen. Sunstreaker: Seems like Megatron's been feeding them bags of skittles. Bluestreak: Or he robbed a paint store to disguise the fact that he leads an army of repaints. Have you ever seen Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp? Wheeljack: Isn't that the same with you, Smokescreen and Prowl? Smokescreen: Don't get me started on you and Exhaust! Prime: Come on Autobots! We have to end this quickly! Wheeljack: Thanks Prime! Ironhide: Down kitty. These things aren't so tough. I like playing animal catcher a lot better than watching the ego race of the century. Sunstreaker: I think we're a lot better at Lion Kwan Do than we are at Jet Judo! Sideswipe: Plus we're closer to the ground this time! YEE-HAW!!!! Mirage: Need a hand Bluestreak? Bluestreak: I'm ok now Mirage. This lion is green with envy over my fighting skills. Mirage: Or getting sick of your bad jokes. Bluestreak: Everybody's a critic! Soundwave: Megatron! Starscream: It looks like the Autobots are taming your pet projects mighty Megatron. I knew this was a waste of time the minute you thought of it. You might as well have stuck with... Megatron: You so much as mention Go-Bots and I'll feed you to those lions piece by piece! Starscream: Well you better do something or else the Autobots are going to feed those lions to the scrap heap! Sunstreaker: I haven't had this much fun in a while. And this black lion doesn't clash with my paint job at all. Sideswipe: You might as well buy a leash for your new pet. Ironhide: There's no way you're letting that thing sleep inside headquarters. I can see it getting into our stash of energon goodies. Wheeljack: We have enough trouble with the Dinobots, now you want to turn our base into an animal sanctuary? Sunstreaker: Megatron doesn't seem to have the computing power to keep his pets from running away so it's his lose. Megatron: You mean my gain foolish Autobots! Prime: Megatron! Megatron: That's right Prime! Starscream: You won't be laughing as soon as you realize how far you've walked into the lion's den. Sunstreaker: This has turned out to be a great day! First a race that I've won... Sideswipe: Almost! Sunstreaker: ...then I picked up a new pet and now I get to bash Starscream's face in? This must be what the humans call Christmas! Megatron: These Autobots must have fried a few circuits! Soundwave, activate the lion coupling system. Soundwave: Affirmative Megatron. Coupling system has been activated. Ironhide: I didn't know these lions came with a light show. Prime: Caution Autobots! I'm detecting a weird energy field surrounding the lions! Wheeljack: It's more like an energy burst! Sunstreaker: Guys, I think we have bigger things to worry about! Sideswipe: Oh? What makes you say that?
MP Lions & Lions & Lions? III 4027 Megatron: >maniacal laughter< Excellent! The Autobots are doomed! Mirage: Come on guys! We can beat this thing! It doesn't look so tough! Sunstreaker: Now we can put our Lion Kwan Do to the test! Sideswipe: You hit him high, I'll hit im higher! Ironhide: Any ideas on how to stop that cat trap Wheeljack? Wheeljack: Sorry, I'm stumped on this one guys. Bluestreak: There's just one thing to do and that's pour the heat on him! Smokescreen: No bad joke this time? Bluestreak: There's just no pleasing you is there? Smokescreen: I'll be pleased when we drop this thing! Ironhide: Maybe some liquid cool nitrogen will put the frostbite on this fang factory! Sideswipe: You at least want to wait until we get clear of this thing first? Ironhide: Let me think about it. It might cool your attitudes off a little. Sunstreaker: Not funny Ironhide! Prime: That's it Autobots! Concentrate firepower! Let's send this pile of kitty litter back to Megatron! Starscream: You and your bright ideas Megatron! It seems like the Autobots have tamed your wild lions! Megatron: SHUT UP STARSCREAM! Megatron: Soundwave, do something! The Autobots are gaining the advantage! Wheeljack: Of course! Soundwave's controlling that monster! Ironhide: Then we'll just have to jam that transmission! Starscream: The jig is up Megatron! The Autobots are on to us! Smokescreen: You bet we are Star-jerk! Ironhide: You Decepti-chumps are out of business Mega-crumb! Starscream: Can't you pronounce anything right you robotic hick?!? Bluestreak: While you guys are busy with the Decepticons, I'll shock Soundwave into picking a new life path with a few shots from my bolt gun! Soundwave: Aaaahhhhh! Soundwave: The signal has been interrupted! Prime: Great job Bluestreak! Autobots, close in! Ironhide: Time for a little pest control Megatron! Megatron: Neh! Megatron: Get off of me you fool! Decepticons! RETREAT! Bluestreak: Ironhide, get up. This is no time to be lion around. Ironhide: If you tell one more bad joke, I'll stuff your mouth full of liquid nitrogen instead of cooling off the turbo twins! Prime: Good job today Autobots. We've maimed another one of Megatron's schemes. Wheeljack: I would like to take a look at this technology. There may be something we could pull from it. Prime: We'll haul it back to headquarters. Megatron is finished with his lastest project and won't be coming back to get these lions. Spike: Finished? The race! I forgot all about it! Chip: We'll just have to set up another race then Spike. Sideswipe: And this time, you're going to finish eating that plate of dust I left you. Sunstreaker: I recall me being in the lead as usual. Sideswipe: Oh brother. Bluestreak: Megatron tried to be the cat's meow but he ended up with his lion's share of trouble! >laughter< All: BLUESTREAK!!!!
These are some outtake pictures for "MP Lions, Lions and Lions?" I went a different way with the comic but thought I'd share these with you guys.
Beautiful work! Love you collection! I come here for two reasons. First is that it reminds me of the G1 series soooo mmmuuucch! Second reason I like to look at your collection and envy it! Keep it coming
Thank you 8bitboy. I try to keep that spirit of G1 alive with my comics. Often times it includes silly plots and wacky dialog. Nothing too complicated though. I figure with the release of each new figure, more stories can be fleshed out.
MP Disarray I 4088 Base Commander: BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE! IT'S THE DECEPTICONS! Soundwave: Affirmitive human. Starscream: So the question is, what do you plan to do about it flesh bag? Exhaust: Now, I would prefer not to punch your tickets so why don't you gents get hip and drop the rods? Soldier: FIRE! Exhaust: I'll never savvy human nature. You boys run home but I'm keeping your pea shooters. Rumble: Hey! Wait a minute?!? Isn't that the tank that that snake guy sold to us? Megatron: So it is Rumble. It seems that Cobra Commander has been very busy selling the schematics that Starscream stole to anyone with a pulse or fuel line. Starscream: MEGATRON! How dare you usurp my command. This installation is under my control! Megatron: You don't even have command over you own mouth! This place is very important to my plans! You think I'd be foolish enough to let this base get destroyed by your clumsy leadership? Now, prepare to receive! Megatron:I want to handle this personally! Megatron: Decepticons, destroy their worthless vehicles. Megatron: Excellent. We have much to do. Soundwave, begin preparations. Soundwave: At once Megatron. Ironhide: Those Decepti-creeps are always popping up at the wrong time. I was looking forward to those weapon enhancements that Wheeljack was gonna give me. Wheeljack: I would have installed your weapons pack a lot sooner if this broad didn't wreck my workshop. Road Rage: How many times I gotta tell you buster?!? Nobody calls me a broad! As long as you're stupid enough to keep calling me that, I'm gonna keep using your workshop for my workout area! Wheeljack: Maybe I should invent a silencer for your mouth! Road Rage: At least I have a mouth so shut whatever you're making sounds with or I'll do it for you! Prime: That's enough you two! We're supposed to be fighting Decepticons, not each other! Whatever it is between you two, I want it to stop now! Once we get back to headquarters, I want you two to report to me so we can resolve this issue. Now, roll out! Megatron: Can you feel it Starscream? All of that energy at our feet waiting to be utilized for the Decepticon cause. This solar array is magnifient. Starscream: Yes almighty Megatron. We're able to generate energon cubes at a much faster rate than at the power station. Soon, we'll have enough for...excuse me Megatron. There seems to be a slowdown in production. Starscream: You two are slowing down our progress! KNOCK IT OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!! Exhaust: Don't look now fellas, it's the gendarmes! Reflector: The what? Exhaust: The bobbies, local yokels, the fuzz...the Autobots! Reflector: Why didn't you say so? Exhaust: You guys are square. Prime: Autobots, transform and attack! Megatron: Prime! Prime: Hello Megatron! Megatron: Why don't you drive yourself off a very high cliff? Ironhide: Because Prahme and I thought it would be more fun to see visit our favorite rust bucket scoundrels and play kick the can with your sorry hides! Starscream: I'm amazed! He went a full sentence without mispronouncing a word! Ironhide: Let's use your mouth for eating knuckle sandwiches instead of trying to be funny Star-jerk! Starscream: I...eh...spoke to soon! Inferno: Come on guys! We can't let Prime and Ironhide have all of the fun! Red Alert: Just make sure we attack the same Decepticon. I'll need your help. Inferno: Are you serious Red? I want to grind Soundwave in the dust! You should be able to handle Reflector! Prowl: Speaking of handling Reflector, I'm going after his worse thirds. Road Rage: You can have them. I'm want that tin foiled idiot. Wheeljack: While you guys are busy with the goon squad, I'll knock out the solar array. Rumble: Get off of me you nerd! Prowl: Get your hands off of those energon cubes and start grabbing sky. Reflector: We are no threat to you. Put away your gun so we can have a civilized discusion. Exhaust: Are you guys playing this straight? Put your mitts down and jump him. Road Rage: Prowl had it right the first time. Get your servos to elevate those arms you cheap chisler! Exhaust: My favorite dame. You're still holding that drink against me? Want to hold something else against me? Road Rage: Yeah, this rifle! Starscream: Stop flirting with your girlfriend and get these Autobots off of us! Megatron: I'll reduce you to catalytic ash Prime! Prime: I would be worried if you knew how to aim! Megatron: SILENCE! Exhaust: Sorry princess. We're gonna have to resume this love affair later. Right now, you gotta hit the bricks. Road Rage: How dare you... Megatron: That's it Decepticons! Gain the advantage! Rumble: These geeks wanted to shake up our operations, it's time to shake up theirs. Soundwave: Your orders Megatron? Megatron: Prepare to receive Soundwave! Reflector, take the energon cubes and load them in Starscream. Exhaust, build a campfire for the Autobots! Rumble: Why are you leaving these energon cubes behind? Exhaust: It's about to get very hot for these jokers. Lucky for them, they brought along the fire department. Megatron: >maniacal laughter< You wanted these energon cubes Autobots? HAVE THEM!
MP Disarray II 4095 Prime: Autobots. Ironhide. Prowl. Is anyone functional? Wheeljack: Oh...my aching crankshaft. Inferno: You...said it Wheeljack ol' buddy. Ratchet's gonna blow a gasket over what Megatron has done here once he gets back from Cybertron. Ironhide: On your feet little lady. How do you feel? Road Rage: Thank you Ironhide. I'm burning up. I can't believe that Exhaust. Ironhide: What do you expect? That Decepti-creep did sucker punch you. Road Rage: That fool's gold casanova. He tried to pull a fast one with that snake oil he smuggled from Cybertron and just now trying to get into my good graces. Prime: Prowl, Red Alert, have you found any clues to Megatron's plan? Prowl: Not a trace Prime. Ironhide: So how are we gonna find those Decepti-bums Prahme? Prime: We'll have to return to base and use Teletraan to locate them. Autobots, transform and roll out. Megatron: I am very pleased with setting up this weapon frame near Autobot headquarters. Once I conduct my tests, we'll be able to wipe the Autobots off the face of the Earth. Starscream: This scheme seems awfully similar to another failed plot. I distinctly recall that you had that worthless weapon frame built on top of that temple. What did you plan on destroying with it in the middle of nowhere? A mountain range and a village of peasants? Megatron: Perhaps I should test out my new weapon on you! I will rule the universe and the energy we've stolen form the solar array will ensure victory! So with your permission Starscream, may I conduct my test? Starscream: By all means Megatron. How far should I stand back? Starscream: My apologies Megatron. I'm impressed. Sideswipe: C'mon guys! We have to investigate the source of that laser blast! Sunstreaker: We'd be there by now if Warpath here would have installed rocket thrusters instead of extra plates of armor. Warpath: Calm >BLAM< down turbo twins. You'll be >BOOM< tanking me when my armored hide pulls your flashy yellow tail out from under >ZOW< Decepticon fire. Tracks: Guys. I hate to break up your little spat but I've just spotted the Decepticons and they're pointing some weird looking cannon at headquarters. I'm patching this through to Prime now. Prime: I got it Tracks. Tell Warpath and the others to not engage. We'll be there soon. Autobots, kick it into high gear! Warpath: Well >BIFF< guys, you heard what Prime said. Sunstreaker: Prime said something? All I heard was static. Sideswipe: The only thing I heard was engage. Warpath: >CRACKOW< Oh forget it. I'll fire the first shot. Reflector: We are under attack! Megatron: Ramjet! Ramjet: I'll deal with them! Ramjet: Here I am Autobots! Sideswipe: Uh bro, you ready to try to perfect our jet judo? Sunstreaker: I think we need to brace ourselves! Warpath: Now you're wishing you had that >POW< extra armor now don't you? Sunstreaker: Not now Warpath! Sideswipe: It doesn't hurt that...much! Ramjet: I have a score to settle with you over that jousting match Warpath! Warpath: Come on down here and >BOOM< I'll give you another >BING< bop on your nose cone! Starscream: The Autobots are sitting ducks. Megatron: Not for much longer. Ramjet is having too much fun playing with them. Megatron: I'm going to speed up the process with a bang! Prime: Now Autobots! Open fire! Exhaust: This place is hotter than Straxus' smelting pool. Time for me to take a powder. Road Rage: More like I'll grind you into powder you brute! Exhaust: We got off on the wrong foot! How about we start all over? Road Rage: How about I start by taking you apart and throwing away all the pieces that I don't like?!? Exhaust: What's not to like about me? A Dame after my own fuel pump. Road Rage: You won't have a fuel pump when I'm done with you! Road Rage: And to think I was willing to have a drink with you and then you kick me? I hope I leave a lot of foot prints all over your body you dime store Decepticon! Exhaust: I can't win for loosing! Why don't we forget all about that and take a drive along a beach somewhere. Road Rage: How about you take a long drive off a short cliff tin man! Ramjet: I have the Autobots in my sights! Tracks: Which I'm about to take away. Good luck flying in the dark! Ramjet: I can't see! Look out below! Prime: Autobots, scatter! Quickly! Ramjet: Uh... Megatron: Ramjet you fool! My weapon is destroyed! Prime, we'll be back! Decepticons, retreat! Inferno: Looks like another one of Megatron's plans have gone up in flames. Prime: Indeed Inferno. It'll be a while before we'll hear from Megatron. Fantastic work Autobots. Prime: Let's transform and roll for home!
Awesome so far. Love the addition of Road Rage. The show has a little lady . Also... I am dying... to see Ratchet appear. Hurry.
