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  1. nobleboivin

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    :popcorn  love the update
     
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    It was just like an episode, cool beans! Great writing, you really nailed the characters.
     
  3. Agent 539

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    Thanks guys. It was a tad bit heavier in the drama dept. than I'm used to doing. I'm glad to present it and also loved the cheesy ending.
     
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    MP The Recocell Cometh I 3604

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    Drone: Attention Shockwave! We've detected an invader. It's signature is unconfirmed but current destination appears to be your location.
    Shockwave: Acknowledged. I will deal with the invader personally.
    Unidentified(ghoulish voice, normal speech pattern): ...transformer...

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    Shockwave: A Recocell?!? I thought you were extinct!
    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Shcokwave: I can't believe another one has shown up on Cybertron.

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    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Shockwave: I have to get to Earth and warn Megatron.

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    Prime: Give it up Megatron! You've lost!
    Megatron: Never Prime! The Autobots are finished!

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    Reflector: It's payback time officer! You'll pay for those repeat remarks!
    Prowl: You're right. I am paying for it. I should have been calling you redundant all along.
    Reflector: You never stop with the insults.
    Prowl: How would you like to be corrected by Snarl? That hurts far worse than this pampering!
    Reflector: I'll rip your head off!

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    Bumblebee: Take that Starscream!
    Huffer: Looks like we have the upper foot!
    Starscream: Your bad puns will get me before you will!

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    Prowl: You were saying something earlier Redundant?
    Reflector: Why can't we ever talk these things out?

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    Shockwave: EVERYONE, LISTEN! STOP FIGHTING!

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    Megatron: Are you mad? I have Prime right where I want him!

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    Shockwave: Prime. You have to stop fighting and listen to me!

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    Prime: You could have shot me in the back. Autobots, stand down!
    Megatron: This better be good Shockwave or I'll melt down your metallic hide!
    Shockwave: You must listen to me! All of you! We don't have much time left until the Recocell follows me here!

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    Prowl: A Recocell?
    Reflector: And you call ME redundant.

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    Shockwave: You all don't know what a Recocell is. While you lie dormant here on Earth, the Recocells came to Cybertron. The battle with them depleted our energy reserves and nearly destroyed Cybertron. I thought they were extinct until one showed up on Cybertron. I took the spacebidge here to warn you all but I'm sure it followed me.

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    Brawn: What type of bedtime story is this?
    Soundwave: Less talk. Shockwave's rationale is sound.

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    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Shockwave: We're too late! It's arrived!
    Megatron: That thing doesn't look so tough.
    Prime: You should know that things are more than meets the eye Megatron.

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    Bumblebee: Shockwave! What's happened to him?
    Huffer: I think we're in for big trouble.

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    To Be Continued...
     
  5. bumblebeej8

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  7. Agent 539

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    MP The Recocell Cometh II 3608

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    Brawn: Let's bash this thing before it gets any more of us!

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    Soundwave: Blaster, concentrate firepower.
    Blaster: Let's take down this tin foil jive turkey!

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    Starscream: Decepticons! Take to the air! We'll let the Autobots wear it down first. They'll make great cannon fodder.

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    Ravage: >grrrrr!< >rowl!<
    Recocell: ...transformer...

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    Soundwave: RAVAGE!

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    Blaster: This disco reject isn't falling!
    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Blaster: Change the record pal! The tune is getting stale!

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    Megatron: This is absurd!
    Prime: EVERYONE, POUR IT ON! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS THING!

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    Prowl: Prime, look out!
    Megatron: Fool! You've ruined my shot!

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    Reflector: It's looking this way! Run!

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    Tracks: There goes Repeat. We're dropping like flies here.
    Prowl: Redundant Tracks. You don't want to have that conversation with Snarl.
    Tracks: None of us will have that conversation if we don't stop that silver freak.

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    Prime: Keep firing Autobots! It's got to have a weakness!
    Megatron: Get off me Prime!

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    Brawn: C'mon Gears, Sideswipe! We gotta keep at it until we figure out a stratergy!
    Sideswipe: Beating him into the ground seems to be a good stratergy!
    Prowl: It seems to be working. The Recocell can't move.
    Tracks: What a way for them to work out their aggressive tendencies.
    Prime: Indeed. Bumblebee! Gather all of the shrunken Transformers and put them in a corner! Wheeljack, figure out a way to reverse the process!
    Bumblebee: Will do Optimus!

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    Megatron: Starscream, you, Skywarp and Thundercracker prepare for a bombing run. I want that Recocell destroyed!
    Starscream: Negative Megatron. You think I'm foolish enough to get close to that thing?
    Megatron: You're not smart enough to be foolish! If we don't combine forces to stop the Recocell, it'll destroy the Autobots and come after us next!
    Starscream: It's no use Megatron! I am Starscream the mighty! Not cannon fodder!
    Megatron: You'll be berillium shavings if I live through this!
    Prime: And he's your second in command?
    Megatron Shut up Prime!

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    Red Alert: Wheeljack, what do we do? I don't want to end up Micronized.
    Wheeljack: Neither do I Red. Perceptor!
    Perceptor: Reading you Wheeljack.

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    Perceptor: I've been monitoring the progress of your battle against the Recocell on Teletraan-1. That Recocell is quite remarkable and...
    Wheeljack: Can it Perceptor! We're getting killed out here! I need you to go to my workshop and grab my hypno-disrupter. You'll need to...
    Perceptor: ...reverse the polarity and disengage the energy condenser. I've already completed that endeavour. I've also dispatched the Dinobots to your location.
    Wheeljack: Vector Sigma!

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    Megatron: That Recocell is stronger than it appears. It would make a fantastic weapon if it could be controlled.
    Prime: Before you make any future plans, you better make sure you have a future.

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    Grimlock: Me Grimlock have word with Silver Surfer.
    Slag: Silver Surfer stupid!

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    Prime: Give the Dinobots room to work!

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    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Grimlock: Silver Surfer look at me Grimlock when me lecture you!
    Prime: Megatron, watch out!
    Megatron: Prime...

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    Tracks: Oh no. Prowl.
    Prowl: ...

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    Prowl: Prime...

    To Be Continued...
     
  8. bumblebeej8

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    Man, is that micronizin' Recocell a nasty piece a' work... whoever created the Recocells and why, the way this S-wearin' silver monster micronizes Transformers just by gettin' close enough, it's no wonder they went extinct.

    ... Well, almost extinct.
     
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    MP The Recocell Cometh III

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    Swoop: Me have bad feeling about this.
    Grimlock: What this thing Prowl?
    Prowl: It's a Recocell Grimlock. It has the ability to shrink Transformers. For what purpose, I don't know.

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    Grimlock: Me Grimlock say Silver Surfer can't shrink anything on ground. Dinobots, transform!
    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Grimlock: Me say shut up!

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    Slag: Grimlock!
    Bumblebee: Things have gone from bad to worse!
    Swoop: Me Swoop say attack!

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    Brawn: At this rate, there'll be nothing left of us.
    Prowl: Nothing we do can stop this thing. Wheeljack, have you figured out a solution?
    Wheeljack: Perceptor and I have a fix. As soon as he gets here, we can restore everyone back to normal...I hope.

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    Slag: Me say as long as stupid Silver Surfer down, he no use powers!

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    Sideswipe: We're running out of options! Brawn, let's hit it again!

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    Tracks: While that happens, we'll see how it likes a beating in the dark.

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    Brawn: No matter how many times we put it down, we can't keep it down.
    Sideswipe: Prowl, watch out!

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    Wheeljack: Vector Sigma!
    Track: Praying seems about the only option left.
    Bumblebee: It's been nice knowing you guys.

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    Perceptor: Looks like I've arrived in time.
    Tracks: On the Skywarp Express of all things.
    Wheeljack: Since when did Skywarp have enough brains to give you a ride?
    Perceptor: Starscream sent him. He figured this was the most he was going to do to help.
    Skywarp: You can catch your own ride next time Autobot nerd!

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    Perceptor: My, this is a mess.

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    Wheeljack: Nevermind that! Get them back to full size!

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    Bumblebee: While you do that...
    Tracks: ...we'll stall Mr. Disco here.

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    Recocell: ...transformer...

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    Wheeljack: It's working! They're being restored!

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    Brawn: But they won't stay restored if that thing isn't stopped.
    Sideswipe: Only one thing to do and that's hit it again!

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    Megatron: Nothing seems to work. Shockwave, how did you defeat the Recocells the last time?
    Shockwave: We destroyed them with amplified sound waves to crack it's armor and a concentration of fire power.

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    Prime: Blaster! You and Soundwave give that Recocell the worst concert it never wanted!

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    Soundwave: I am ready Autobot.

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    Blaster: One concert coming up!

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    Blaster: It's working. I can see cracks in it's armor.

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    Megatron: Come on Prime. We have a Recocell to deal.

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    Blaster: The Recocell's rolling aound on the ground like a newborn baby.
    Prime: Good work Blaster and Soundwave.
    Megatron: So this is the so called Recocell that is foolish enough to claim victory over us. To think that you dare soil my chasis with your touch. It makes me sick!

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    Megatron: You shouldn't even be allowed to be on the same planet that I'm on.
    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Megatron: It's ironic that the very thing you hunt will be the cause of your destruction. Prime, prepare to receive.

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    Megatron: This Recocell will learn why I am called Megatron! Prepare yourself for oblivion!
    Recocell: ...transformer...
    Megatron: I'll make sure that's on your tombstone.

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    Shockwave: It's destroyed at last.
    Megatron: Yes Shockwave. You can now return to Cybertron.
    Prime: Now what Megatron?
    Megatron: There has been enough fighting today. We can do battle another time.

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    Fin
     
  11. bumblebeej8

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    :lol  good ending
     
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    And as final insult to injury, a lubricant leak from Ravage...
     
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    I love the camera work and writing on this. The MP scale really allows you some great angles. This has such a feel of the original series. Keep it up!
     
  14. Agent 539

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    MP Preview

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    Wrestlemania has hit Cybertron
     
  15. bumblebeej8

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    Uh.
     
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    This looks bone-crunchingly interesting...
     
  18. nobleboivin

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    looks interesting.
     
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    MP WCWF Iaconmania 3768

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    Blaster: Welcome to the World Cybertron Wrestling Federation. I'm your host Blaster and for some insane reason, my co-host is this second rate DJ.
    Soundwave: Remember 8-Track, we have a truce and Iaconmania will be the new way of solving our disputes.

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    Blaster: The day you Decepti-suckers keep to your word is the day Huffer becomes a Prime.
    Soundwave: I hope that I can re-negotiate my contract.
    Blaster: What was that sucker?
    Soundwave: You heard me you Fisher-Price radio. Rumble, eject. Operation: Iaconmania.

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    (Intro music: Cult of Personality - Living Colour)
    Rumble: TIME TO ICE SOME GEEKS!!!
    Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Rumble: Gimme that mic! I understand that there's a geek in here that thinks he can win. The geek has another thing coming. I'm gonna send him back to Autobot headquarters with his tailpipe between his legs. He'll...

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    (Intro music: Golden Years - David Bowie)
    Yo-B: FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE!!!
    Audience: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

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    Blaster: Yo-B's making his way to the mic. Rumble's speech is bust.
    Soundwave: Don't get mad because he speaks the truth.
    Blaster: I'm mad that he's wasting airtime.

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    Yo-B: Time's up Rumble! Swarm, tell him what he can do!
    Audience: Buzz off! Buzz off! Buzz off!
    Rumble: Why you...

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    Blaster: Looks like you Decepti-chumps are up to your usual tricks!
    Soundwave: Silence!

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    Blaster: Rumble's going for the mic again. There goes our ratings.

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    Rumble: You wanted the mic earlier! Here you go geek!
    Soundwave: Autobots always talk with nothing to say.

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    Blaster: Yo-B with the suplex!

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    Blaster: This looks like a short match. That junk punk Rumble is kissing canvas.
    Soundwave: Time to bring in a ringer.

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    Soundwave: Frenzy, eject! Activate piledrivers!
    Blaster: Why you cheating...
    Soundwave: We are Decepticons. What did you expect?
    Blaster: Iaconmania is going to the turbo foxes.

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    Blaster: A chair? Soundwave?!?
    Soundwave: Hee-hee-hee!

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    Rumble: Have a seat.

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    Blaster: A LADDER?!? Did they rob a Home Depot?
    Soundwave: They are not crooks!
    Blaster: Yeah, and Raoul is a ballet dancer.

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    Blaster: Those thugs! The carnage! The horror!

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    Soundwave: Ravage, e...
    Blaster: Sorry you over-sized jukebox! One per customer!
    Soundwave: I'll sue!

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    (Intro music: Mr. Roboto - Styx)
    Blaster: IT'S ROJO! IT'S ROJO!
    Soundwave: This is cheating!
    Blaster: This is righteous you blue rust bucket!

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    Blaster: You should call Long Haul to clean up your junk punk pals Soundwave!

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    Blaster: Wonder twin powers...ACTIVATE!
    Soundwave: My audio receptors!

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    Blaster: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THIS IS MADNESS! CAN YOU DIG IT!?!
    Soundwave: I refuse to do Iaconmania II.

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    Blaster: IT'S THE BIG KAHUNA!!!!

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    Blaster: The Junk Punk Connection is out of business!
    Soundwave: I'm surprised you have friends.
    Blaster: I do and they just won Iaconmania.

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    (Victory music: Money for Nothing - Dire Straits)
    Audience: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

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    Blaster: Yo-B and Rojo bring a W to the Autobots for Iaconmania I. Better luck next time tall, dark and gruesome!
    Soundwave: Decepticons, retreat.

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