5 Fifth graders arrested for having sex in classroom

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  1. MegaPrime33

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    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/school.sex.ap/index.html
     
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    Damn... when I was in 5th grade the only action I got was the girl who developed early and would flash her tits at me whenever the teacher left the room.


    In all seriousness though - what the fuck, kids are getting sexualized earlier and earlier.

    I blame Grand Theft Auto.
     
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    I blame MTV, Zimas, hullahoops, and that damn Dan Fogleberg the kids are into.
     
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    *speechless*

    I feel inferior

    *hang self*
     
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    Kids 1-4: "We're gonna have sex in front of everyone, you be the lookout."

    Kid 5: "Ok"

    nerd :p 
     
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    i blame society, and paris hilton.
     
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    This is really strange. Thinking back to when I was in "5th grade" I can't really imagine this happening. Are that many people sexually developed by then? How did they do it - did they put on a full show for the class or was it just some discreet maneuver up the back behind a desk? It just seems... bizarre.
     
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    I remember in fifth grade one of the girl's older sisters, who was a grade ahead of us, was having sex with her boyfriend. It was all the rage to talk about.

    But to be 11 and think that having sex was a possibilty never crossed my mind.

    This is just wild stuff.
     
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    Thus goes to prove that society is seriously messed up and children should apparently be taught at as early an age as possible that Sex on TV, refered to in music videos/songs or witnessed inadvertantly by children who's parents don't know the concept of closed doors must be told that it is inappropriate behavior in public, private or otherwise until the body has fully developed and the emotions are better understood... Either that or Mother Nature is seriously F***ing up the younger generations these days in order to speed up Humanities extinction and save herself from all the pollutants.
     
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    Yuck.

    It used to be that just kissing a girl at that age was the apex. Our society is churning out whores at a younger age, I suppose.
     
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    in my 5th grade class, almost no one was advanced enough to be able to even grasp the concept, let alone initiate it.
     
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    Agreed, I dont think there were any girls in my 5th grade who even had the slightest hint of boobs, let alone sex, of course look how girls act now, even 12 year olds are trying to wear tons of make up and thongs and dress like little whores. DAMN YOU BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!
     
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    My how "advanced" our culture has become...:peoples: 
     
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    In 5th grade some of us were tongue kissing and we thought we were "wild", but back then I never even thought to go farther than that and certainly, never to do it in front of other people.
     
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    Probably more than you'd think. I was "fully functional" by fourth grade, and I noticed a few girls in my class developing at around the same time. By fifth grade it was more obvious.
     
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    I can't even remember back that far.
     
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    And there is abundent medical evidence that the age of the beginning of puberty is consistently receeding as time goes on. It's been suggested that's because of higher estrogen levels in the water though there's nothing to actually prove that (though there are a lot more humans around, and Estrogen is amazingly difficult to break down as a substance, so levels of it in seawater etc are increasing. Certainly plausible).

    Doesn't really surprise me. Certainly at 13 I'd have gladly lost a limb to get laid.

    Phazer
     

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