3rd-graders aimed to hurt teacher

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  1. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Teachers should keep midget sidekicks at their side to beat kids like these asses.

    Wut u say u wittle punk?
     
  2. Bryan

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    For bonus lols, everyone should do a search for posts by Cobalt Agent w/ the word guillotine.

    I think he has a fetish.
     
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    Awesome.
     
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    Stuff like this scares the crap out of me as a teacher. These were 3rd graders and I have high school students.

    Stupid parents.
     
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  6. Aaron

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    I like your enthuasiam, however Achilles or Peter Wiggin would have been a better answer. ;) 
     
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    This is what happens when you don't beat the shit outta your kids when they act up, and I'm talking about asswhoopins. If their parents had been giving them proper asswhoopings for normal things kids do wrong(swearing, smacking around siblings, etc), they would have had a sense of the escalation of asswhooping involved that they'd have risked receiving for this.

    Yes, kids are able to determine how wrong something is. But they'll only care if they know an asswhoopin will happen and can guess how bad it'll be. Hell, my friend's 2 year old knows when she screwed up if you catch her doing something and will go sit down in the corner 9 times outta 10 if it was something bad enough, without having to tell her to, only having to let her know that you know she did something. Because of this, I don't believe she's actually earned an asswhoopin yet.
     
  8. Team Jetfire

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    That is f-ed up right there.

    It is also a sign that they need to cancel at least one CSI. The kids knew too much!
     
  9. NGW

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    First of all, I agree with the general consensus on this. That is just fucked up, and them kids need more than the usual as punishment for this.

    Also though, being able to coordinate shit like that at that age? Messed up as it is, that is in a sense...impressive.
     
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    My thoughts exactly. I have trouble with the notion that a bunch of 8- and 9-year-old kids with learning difficulties and personality disorders would not only premeditate to this degree, but also be so organised as to pre-assign things like clean-up duties?

    That's either scary or unbelievable, and I'm not sure which.
     
  11. jorod74

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    See, this is what you get when you let kids watch "Casino" or "Saw IV".

    any of you remember the old milk commercial with the granny that ran out of milk for her cats and so she tried to pass some powdered shit as milk and they revolted? one of the cats drew the blinds, one turned off the lights....
    this is how things woulda looked if these kids had gotten a greenlight to their plan.
    and yeah, Cancel CSI (But not Miami- David Caruso is soooooooooooooooooooooo intimidating with those lame ass shades and do nothing approach to crime solving.) and give us more reality shows.
     
  12. Belgrath

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    And one Law & Order, preferably either CI or SVU.

    But yeah, those kids sure are whacked.
     
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    Well thank God they weren't blonde, glowing eyes, and telepathy/teleknetics. Because man we are so in deep shit. But man i can't believe these 3 graders plot this, sure we had problems with teachers sometimes, but we dont plot to maybe kill or brutalize. I mean thats immoral to me.
     
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    that my freind earns you a "halo green belt of nerd jokes".
    dude that is one harsh parenting style, but if you had these kind of trolls completly fair
    $100 says ALL saythat.
    naw thear a littel to crazy, plus we havent perfected flash cloning
     
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    did any of you while watching the news about this ever have an instant flashback to The Dirty Dozen?
    seriously, i can see these bastards doing what Lee Marvin and Company did with the model...they had that little rhyme about each stage of the plan....

    are my doors locked?
    i gotta check.
     
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    That's some Children of the Corn shit right there.
     
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    And some people wonder why I hate kids...
     
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  19. soundwave47

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    that's what i was about to say
     
  20. plowking

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    I blame the parents.....nuff said.