3 wishes

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  1. KayeMinor

    KayeMinor Banned

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    You've stumbled onto an old lamp. You rub it, and a freakin Genie pops out. For freeing him, you can make 3 wishes. But, there are 3 rules.

    1. No killing anybody.
    2. No bringing people back from the dead.
    3. No wishing for more wishes!

    What are your wishes?
     
  2. Arbitron

    Arbitron Banned

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    1.I wish for 100 billion dollars.
    2.I wish I had an easy to use Time Machine that's paradox proof.
    3.I wish I had a full set of Mjolnir VII armor that was essentially weightless.
     
  3. ElekTriC

    ElekTriC Well-Known Member

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    1. No more cancer of any kind
    2. Good and happy life
    3. All the transformers i want for free!
     
  4. Smashs

    Smashs Internet: Pure Truth Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    1. Money - My life is perfect except for always worrying about losing my job, or family getting sick and not being able to afford health care.
     
  5. Arbitron

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    Wait, would it be against the rules to wish a zombie apocalypse, and then wish to kill a zombie? Technically wishing for a zombie apocalypse isn't directly wishing to bring people back from the dead, and killing a zombie isn't actually killing a person, but it sorta is. Except that they're already dead, so it technically isn't killing. Or is it?

    I think I may have found a loophole in your rules.
     
  6. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    Oh man, thats easy.

    1 - $1,000,000,000
    2 - A higher IQ
    3 - The ability to wear hats without my head looking enormous.

    3 was the only tough one. It was that or a little more baklava...
     
  7. process

    process Hanlon's razor Veteran

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    I suppose wishing for more lamps is out. Howsabout...

    1. Absolute immortality. I've read enough Greek myths to know to make sure that includes never aging, never getting sick, never dying, etc.
    2. A perfect simulated reality machine that I have complete control over and is indistinguishable from real reality. I'll plug myself in and play god: effectively infinite wishes. Suck it, sandbox games.
    3. I guess I really only need those two. Anyone want my third?
     
  8. Astrotrain52

    Astrotrain52 Former Green Kool-aider

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    1. Limitless money
    2. A cure-all vaccine
    3. A good, happy, long, and prosperous life

    No omnipotent wishes for me - I have no desire to rule the universe. I prefer the simple things :D 
     
  9. Arbitron

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    If I had another wish, I would wish to have the powers of the cosmos.
     
  10. Sy-Rein

    Sy-Rein Rogue Stunticon

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    1 - Have my bank account balance always be $1,000,000, no matter how much is withdrawn from it.

    2 - Be able to understand, speak, read and write any language in the world

    3 - Invent the food replicator and distribute one to every family/person on the planet (oh and it'll be powered by "Mr. Fusion"
     
  11. The Bucket Kitten

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    Does blowing up the planet count:p 
    jk

    1. Every known and unknown diseases are cure
    2. Infinite amount money
    3. My collection comes to life.
     
  12. Bumblebee765

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    1. All the TransFormers I want for free! (Sorry if it's been used before. :eek: )
    2. The girl I like to like me back.
    3. World peace!
     
  13. Surge

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    1. Unaided flight
    2. Infinite supply of cash
    3. All savage people suddenly change into decent members of society.
     
  14. Galvanitro

    Galvanitro Vanguardian

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    1. To have a tougher Captain America (more resistent to bullets) process applied to me instantaneously (and given the indestructible shield).
    2. This Saturday, I'd meet the perfect girl for me, and within in a year, we'd be in a relationship.
    3. To have enough money for my grandparents to live comfortably, my mother to quit her job; and for me to be able to start my company in a few years without an issue.
     
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    I know mine are going to sound childish but who cares:

    1) A time machine, easy to use, with a device to prevent screwing up the future. This was I could buy stock and make trillions of dollars:ev: 
    2) Be able to live forever without ever aging, along with those that I wish to keep alive
    3) Superpowers like Superman, and a couple other heroes:D 
     
  16. BooyakaDragon

    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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    1. Immortality for me and my family
    2. Unlimited Money
    3. Every Video Game Ever Made (Minus E.T)
     
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    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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    *fist pump*
     
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    1. to have friends
    2. unlimited funds
    3.time based powers ( frezzing time, time travel, etc...)
     
  19. Team Jetfire

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    1. Health
    2. Money
    3. My Genie's freedom.
     
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    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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    LOL Aladdin
     

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