237 reasons for Sex

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  1. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    Why have sex with thee? Let me count the ways

     
  2. REDLINE

    REDLINE longer days, plz? Veteran

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    you must really suck and know you really suck to have sex with the intent to end your relationship :lolol 
     
  3. Draven

    Draven Banned

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    Someone's been listening to Nine Inch Nails.
     
  4. TJOmega

    TJOmega The Plastic Addict Content Contributor

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    ...ya know, I have a Playstation for that problem, and it doesn't require pestering someone else...

    My point exactly.
     
  5. Shin-Gouki

    Shin-Gouki Rebuilding Veteran

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    Beat me to it
     
  6. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    If I knew I could use sex to break up with someone, I wouldve ended alot more relationships back in college
     
  7. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    :lolol  I want to feel you from the inside.
     
  8. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Here's my reason...



    I wanted to bust a nut.
     
  9. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Was, "I just happened to have a boner" one of the answers?
     
  10. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    What about "tripped and fell into a lady"?
     
  11. Draven

    Draven Banned

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    ..But we hardly know each other.
     
  12. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    Is that the reason why ILoveDinobot's other nickname is Dora The Explorer? :lol 
     
  13. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Nice. I wonder if revenge came in as a separate answer..."Hate F*cking" FTW!!

    Number 1 answer?
     
  14. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    I dunno... I have sex because it's a vigorous enterprise between two consenting adults.

    Or I wanted to bust a nut.
     
  15. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    When im 75 Im going to take alot of viagra and use those as pick up lines.
     
  16. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    Why wait until you're 75? This is the perfect day and age for any of those answers to fly.
     
  17. Rumble02

    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    wow
     
  18. Pactard2112

    Pactard2112 King of The Land O' Pac

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    That's actually how I lost my virginity.
     

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