16-Year-Old Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant

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  1. Shipwreck

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    http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant/

    Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, has confirmed to OK! Magazine that she is pregnant. Oh. My. God.

    A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit's younger sister, star of Nick's "Zoey 101," says she's keeping the baby.

    Sources tell us that she has not yet told her older sister. Well, she knows now.

    UPDATE: Nickelodeon issued the following statement this afternoon: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well




    What a great role model for teen girls.
     
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    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    Her parents failed at parenting.
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    man, religion haters are gonna have a field day with that 'met at church' remark, like it was a punchline.

    the way they singled it out might as well have suffixed it with 'of all places', yeesh.

    edit: ....and i just finish typing this see what happens ^ :lol  you people

    people!
     
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    Honestly, did you expect any less from us?
     
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    First thing she said upon hearing the news: "Is it mine?"
     
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    :drunk :thumbs2: :popcorn :lol 
     
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    I'm assuming the next word in the article was 'being', otherwise thats a whole hell of a lot of wrong...
     
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    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    And Bratz for the even younger girls..... I really hope if I ever have a daughter she will do the right thing and pick robots and cars over Barbies and make up kits, and does diva rock star things.
     
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    Takeshi357 "Research"

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    Well that's nothing shocking, to be honest.

    A friend of mine once told me about this mormon girl who had her first child when she was 12. And if that wasn't bad enough, she had at least four kids by the time she was 18, and around that time, she brilliantly concluded that these children must be gifts from God.

    I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

    Or TMNT. Seriously, what's with all the girls in the Turtles fandom? I never understood it.
     
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    well i feel a lot better about the "no zoey 101 in my house" rule with my 8 year old now
     
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    Bravo Spears family, bravo. Looks like Britney taught her well. More kids for the grandparents to never see. Are we in a condom drought that I dont know about?
     
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    I care even less about her than I do about her sister. Which isn't saying much.
     
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    Let's leave the "met at church" element out of this in respect to those who are religious please. If the religious are not allowed to discuss religion publicly, the same goes for the non-religious.

    B.O.T.

    I must say I am NOT surprised. Many parents these days want to be friends instead of parents. That leads to a lot of people who shouldn't be having kids. This is a perfect example. The problem is only going to be exacerbated and passed on to the children.
     
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    Now she's officially famous.
    But, I'd like to knmow where the Trojan man went.
     
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    I'm still amazed at how utterly BAD some parents can be at teaching their kids.
     
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    All I can say really is...

    DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO NOT HAVE SEX ED IN SCHOOLS!? ffs.
     
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    Anyone here been to Britneys home town of Kentwood? I have. You wouldn't be even slightly surprised, believe me!:eek: 
     
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    Attending church does not a Christian make. Inability to keep pants on pretty much confirms the lack of true conversion.
     

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