13yr. old girl kills step dad over milk

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  1. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 Optimus, serving up the primest of ribs since 1984

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    I think there has to be some serious issues inthat familythat haven't been reported but in any case thats some fucked up shit also solrac and surge pure comic genius :lolol 
     
  2. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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  3. Embryoyo

    Embryoyo Destron

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    Over milk? Milk doesn't even taste good... unless it's chocolate or strawberry :lol 
     
  4. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Drat, outsmarted by a Lorry, I am disgraced

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    lol
     
  5. Hound_Dawg

    Hound_Dawg Well-Known Member

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    So in short, milk didn't do the body good?
     
  6. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Got Knife?

    That's one breakfast that turned sour.
     
  7. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    They're GRRRRR... *um* DRRRRRY!
     
  8. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    sledge, you of all people know that there's only 1 suitable thing that can help this girl...
     
  9. Surge

    Surge Village Dolt

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    I myself, am surprised that he hasn't said that yet. Classic.
     
  10. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Ok, let's be honest, there's only one thing to do with this girl: stick...














    ... her in a juvenile detention facility where she can receive the treatment she needs.
     
  11. Edgewise

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    It is the dairy state afterall
     
  12. EvaUnit13

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    she got mad because he wouldn't let the 13 year old have some milk before his real infant grandkid got some, so it was okay
     
  13. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    ... ok...

    totally...






    not surprised, i knew you were gonna do this

    :) 

    chances of a insanity plea, place your bets people!
     
  14. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong.

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    No chance. The odds of a teenager getting away with an insanity plea seems highly remote to me.

    She'll get Manslaughter or something.
     
  15. Solrac333

    Solrac333 G1 got it right!

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  16. Enigma2K2

    Enigma2K2 Robot In Disguise TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah... wasn't is such a great idea to censor all those OH SO VIOLENT cartoons the kiddies used to watch? Keeps stuff like this from happening...

    ... wait.
     
  17. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    killing the dad was a bad move. she should have taken out his kids.
    reason 1) no more fighting for title of best kid
    2) more inheritence for her.
    kids never think things through.
     
  18. Mr.Roboto

    Mr.Roboto YOU'RE A SHRUB ROCKETEER! Veteran

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    Prison scene:

    Random Inmate: What'cha in here fo' kid?
    Girl: Stabbed some old fool for spilling my milk.
    Random Inmate: Damn, you'z crazy!
    Girl: Shut up and get me some milk, beotch!
     
  19. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    inmate: *hands her a glass of milk*
    girl: no straw?! *stab*
     
  20. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Drat, outsmarted by a Lorry, I am disgraced

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    wow dude was like 48 isn't that kinda young to be getting killed by your 13 yr old step-grand daughter?