12 Worst Christmas Songs.

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  1. Doug

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    I don't know if somebody already posted something similar to this, but I seen this on AOL.

    1. Do They know It's Christmas--Band Aid (1984)

    2. Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)--John Denver (1975)

    3. Oi To The World--No Doubt (1997)

    4. Merry Christmas (I don't Want To Fight Tonight)--The Ramones (1989)

    5. Merry Christmas With Love--Clay Aikens (2004)

    6. Santa's Beard--The Beach Boys (1964)

    7. Christmas Conga--Cyndi Lauper (1998)

    8. Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town--Bruce Springsteen (1981)

    9. 8 Days of Christmas--Destiny's Child (2001)

    10. Christmastime--Smashing Pumpkins (1997)

    11. Wonderful Christmastime--Paul McCartney (1979)

    12. Santa Baby--Madonna (1987)
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    Wow, no 'Mistress for X-Mas' by AC/DC???
     
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    no "12 days of Christmas" = FAIL
     
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    WTF? Where's that freaking Chipmunks Christmas song?

    Wait, that's just the most annoying Christmas song ever, not the worst. Ditto for "The 12 Days of Christmas."

    And McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" should have been #1. That is THE WORST and the most cheesy holiday song ever.

    I'd also nominate the blindly optimistic "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" because it's just not true for everyone in the world.

    And I would venture to guess it was a woman responsible for this list Doug posted, because any straight man who thinks "Santa Baby" is one of the worst Christmas songs has never had their wife sing it to them in the bedroom wearing equally appropriate attire.
     
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    YOU WIN THE THREAD! I enjoy Christmastime and Christmas songs. Except our "Christmas all the time" radio station plays that song all the freakin' time and it is AWFUL!!!

    I want to go back in time and shoot him before he can make that song!
     
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    Yes! This is the first song that comes to mind whenever I think of worst Christmas song, hell one of the worst songs ever. Nothing else even comes close to this song's level of total ass!
     
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    1. Band Aid 20 - Do They Know It's Christmas (2004)
    2. Band Aid II - Do They Know It's Christmas (1990)
    3. Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time (19-whenever) - I cringe whenever I hear this
    4. Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)
    5. The Waitresses - Christmas Rapping
    6. Anything off that overrated Phil Spector Christmas record
    7. The Chipmunks - Frosty the Snowman
    8. Bon Jovi - the one with Cindy Crawford in video

    In all honesty, I can only think of these 8 Christmas songs, the rest I quite like at this time of year, regardless of their cheese factor.
     
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    No Worst Christmas Song List is complete without Dominic the Donkey.
     
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    :banghead:  GAH! Why did you have to remind my brain that that song exists?!:banghead: 
     
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    I'm going to gather this together in a "ban list" for my family this holiday season of festive songs.

    Granted, I'm expecting one that bans the classical station in return.
     
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    I have an awesome Christmas CD. It's "Prowler In The Yard" by Pig Destroyer. When my family puts on Christmas songs, I put on that. Aversion therapy works wonders.
     
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    i dont mind the springsteen one, but yeah i agree with the rest totally. also, "Snow on Snow" frigging drives me insane. just because of that one line "snow was falling on snow; snow on snow". saying snow four times in one sentence makes me want to punch you with my foot.
     
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    I'm sure pretty much every song listed in this thread plays in hell on an indefinite rotation.
     
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    Number 1 should be "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

    Dear lord, my eye is twitching. o____0;
     
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    The entire Billy Idol Christmas album. If he'd decided to go with a typical Billy idol sound, it might have been OK. But, no, he decided to try to be a crooner. It's about 45 minutes worth of FAIL.
     
  19. Omnius

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    Let me re-read that... Billy. Idol. Christmas. Album? Words 1&2 go together. As do words 3&4. But words 1, 2, 3 & 4 combined? I... can't picture it.
     
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