101 things TF Movies Taught Me

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  1. JimTheJIRRMan

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    Saw this for TF: Prime, so i thought i'd try this for the movies. Post as many things as you can think of that the movies taught you, let's see how fast we can get to 101, and then continue. I'll start:

    1) Never ask Optimus "What would you be without me?"

    Please continue...
     
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    2. Optimus Prime wants my face.
    3. Sentinel Prime will work with you, but not for you.
    4. Sentinel Prime had to betray you.
    5. Joking about rust will make you die from rust 5 years in the future.
     
  3. JimTheJIRRMan

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    6) Sentinel Prime betrayed himself
     
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    Never threaten someone else's Freedom or Optimus Will find you and stop you :D 
     
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    8) Bonecrusher hates you.
     
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    9) That we'll see tons upon tons of the exact same threads about the movies started over & over again by new users who can't be bothered to use the search function on these boards.
     
  7. JimTheJIRRMan

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    Those boards are usually so filled that the likelihood of what you want to say already being said is so high, then you might as well not say it on that thread. Another thing, there might have been people who have never seen said thread, and would not be able to take the time to read through the entire thing, so why not save about 20 people trouble and just start a new thread?
     
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    10)The Decepticon's funds don't cover Dental (Looks at their horrid teeth and Starscream clearly has gingivitis or something with all that spitting he does.
     
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    11. Barricade wants you to Remember him
     
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    12. The driver doesn't pick the car, the car picks the driver

    13. Looking at all the cars in Transformers, my Sentra will never be one =/
     
  11. JimTheJIRRMan

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    14) Sam's hobby is screaming "OPTIMUUUS!!!"
     
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    15) Sam's second hobby is screaming "BUMBLEBEEEEE!"

    XD
     
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    (1) unfortunately one thing these movies and discussing them has taught me is that a large majority of Transformer fans have child minds be it because they are in fact children or they are adults whom do not share the reasons I as an adult enjoy Transformers :( 

    (2) Hollywood thinks a safe bet profits wise is to generalize an already established franchise with well defined structure to sell to a perceived wider audience

    (3) Most fans observational ability is that of a blind man.

    (4) hasbro engineers designing toys could in fact be monkeys

    (5) Majority of TF movie fans have incredibly short attention spans

    (6) Michael Bay can successfully make a film like I can successfully make a turd sandwich,
    they both get made well but are full of shit

    (7) people will defend rubbish film making because they like explosions

    and that's it for now
     
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    Duplicate threads are MUCH MUCH MORE annoying that duplicate replies in different thread.
     
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    16) Starscream's going to KICK you
     
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    (23)The Allspark cannot be destroyed, it can only be transformed.......... into nothing apparently.
     
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    There is no tighter T-shirt.

    They checked.
     
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    24) Wheeljack and Mirage are in the Witness Protection Program.
    25) Megan Fox transforms into a Blond Victoria Secret Model.
    26) Despite Optimus Prime being a truck, he calls a GMC Yukon a 'car.'
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    EDIT: I see I took too long to post mine, and there's already a few 24 and others. Oops.

    24. The films bring in a huge amount of illiterate (I despise "ur", "r" "u" and text talk) 11 year old kids who froth at the mouth everytime you say anything against these "perfect" films.
    25. You can never please fans.
    26. Everyone complained when Optimus got his ass handed to him in the first film, but when he hands EVERYONE's ass back to them in ROTF and DOTM, they complain he's too hardcore and out of character.
    27. What? Autobots died? Who? I think the black truck got shot, or the black transformer was killed by Megatron. I think.
    28. Who are Ratchet, Ironhide, Sideswipe, Dino, Que, Jolt, Arcee, and Jazz? The only Transformers are the best ones, Optimus and Bumblebee!
    29. Fans can make satirical remarks and still like the films. I'm proof right here.
    30. You can have robots farting, humping, cussing, and a middle aged man's bare hairy ass in a thong, and some of the aforementioned fanboys claim they still liked it.
    31. Said farting, humping, cussing, pot brownies, men in thongs, and etc, can be considered a film. Who needs plot and characters?
    32. The films are the only thing you need to homage or base stuff off of. Ask Hasbro.
    33. Bumblebee needs a billion toys.
    34. Decepticons are cannon fodder.
     

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