100 Things I Hated About TF Trilogy...

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by qwerty, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. Ultrawave

    Ultrawave Hey look, I have a title

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    Kind of contradictory with the twins there, no? And Sentinel was a heroic firetruck...until he betrayed everyone.

    You do realize the Xantium had an Earth Space Shuttle attached to it so they couldn't just take it out without the human's permission, right?
     
  2. al91176

    al91176 Decepticon

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    Guess I'll add mine also:
    1)The Twins
    2)Dog Humping
    3)The hacker in the first film played by Anthony Anderson who decoded an advanced alien race's code in a matter of seconds from his home pc......yea ok
    4) Parents (especially mother) in ROTF
    5) Wheelie humping
    6) Missed opportunity with the Constructicons/Devastator
    7) Decepticon clones
    8) No character development for the Decepticons
    9) Decepticons go down way too easy
    10) Robot farts
    11) Wheeljack/Que's head design
    12) Shockwave was another blown opportunity
    13) Spitting robots
    14) Blender bot with a cock
    15) Devastator's nutz
    16) Simmons ass
    17) Leo was annoying
     
  3. crankcaseFTW

    crankcaseFTW Well-Known Member

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    thank you! putting to bed stupid comments, add up all the points and basically you watched the film to hate. certain bits were crap, but most was well thought out and very enjoyable (for me anyway) people hate the twins, yet add their voice to jazz's lines and BINGO you got those twins everyone cry about.
    just wow at that, that really ruined your experience?

    everyone goes on about ' no humans' but it would cost way way more to have just bots. you would have crappy animation and not very well designed bots. the humans give you something to connect to. basically easing people into transformers, if the audience aren't COMPLETE AND UTTER WHINY FANBOYS. fanboys don't piss me off, just the whining :) 
     
  4. TheMixmaster

    TheMixmaster Master of Mixin

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    22. It inspires people to create hate threads.
     
  5. Motormasterador

    Motormasterador Mortal kombat addicted

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    23.dogs humping
    24.mikaelas head falling in leos balls
    25.sentinel being a fire truck (inferno someone stole your work)
    26.All important decepticons die in a easy way
    27.No twins and jolt in dotm (BAY you motherfu(#3r)
     
  6. Mario

    Mario Italian Plumber

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    Jolt died in the prequel comics. Jetfire was the one who should have lived.
     
  7. bearweezie

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    Mirage not going invisible like Predator
     
  8. DK Prime

    DK Prime Crazy Dane

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    1. The Twins
    2. Megan Fox
    3. Devastator having balls
    4. Wheelie humping Mikaelas leg
    5. Sams parents
     
  9. Hot Shot.

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    -Shredded metal bug-faced chicken-legged four-thumbed four-eyed silver not-quite-robot designs with any old Transformer's name slapped on.

    -The way people begged for G1 characters in movies, even though 9 times out of 10 they were said nameslaps.

    -Mute muscle car Bumblebee. That abomination is going to be around for YEARS.

    -Prime's face. Same.

    -People thinking of the Bay movies when they hear "Transformers".

    -Cashiers feeling the need to tell me how much they loved the Bay movies while they're sacking my new Classics figures.

    -People who think Optimus Prime is great because he ripped faces, tore heads off, and killed anyone who tried to surrender or suggest a truce.
     
  10. Sonicpower451

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    The moments when there aren't any robots on screen.
     
  11. Jazz1979

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    1. too weak Optimus Prime in TF1 when he got owned by Megatron
    2. Megatron's 1st death should have been Optimus punching into his chest.
    3. US military presence and role in this trilogy is overshadowing the TFs
    4. too many lame teenie jokes
    5. too often shaky cams
    6. too many big explosions instead of telling a more solid story
    7. character design for several TFs like Wheeljack, the Twins etc. are big facepalms!
    8. plotholes in TF2
    9. assault rifles can take out TFs in TF3 too easily
    10. Too many random noname Decepticons since TF2
    11. characters like Devastator, Shockwave, Sideways were totally wasted.
    12. final battle between Megatron and Optimus Prime was way too short
    13. unneccassary scenes like the driller could be replaced by Autobot VS Decepticon battle scenes!
     
  12. nametaken

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    thing i hate about this thread, people can't count.
     
  13. Dark Skull

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    And it took 10 pages for someone to say that :lol 
     
  14. Red Dog

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    15. Jazz's death
    16. The name "Devastator" being given to the tank in TF1
     
  15. megachin

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    I hate this thread
     
  16. darthrage

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    I think it was just Starscream and Jetfire
     
  17. Grey Line

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    The twin's total ghetto persona. Would have been fine with a harder edge or personalities similar to the Wrecker's. Too much comedy for these guys.

    Scrotum comments during ROTF for Devastator.

    Devastator looking like some stupid mindless behemoth.

    Bee never got his voice issues rectified.

    Other Autobots - Never seeing Prowl, Hound or Cliffjumper.

    Other Decepticons - Rumble, Frenzy

    But taking a chorus quote from a song done by the Rolling Stones "You can't always get what you want."
     
  18. Grey Line

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    I totally agree on that one!
     
  19. super skrull

    super skrull BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!

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    I did not like megan fox they should have gotten someone more beautiful for the first 2 films :( 
     
  20. Megabattimus

    Megabattimus Same As It Ever Was

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    Yeah, they should of had Rosie in all of them!