10-yr old college student

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  1. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355603,00.html

     
  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead hates things

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    and one day he'll ask if he needs a work permit as he's 17, married with a kid and got a PHD
     
  3. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    LOL.

    Is it sad that if I saw him in a class I'd hang out with him? Or would Chris Hansen hunt me down?
     
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    If I see him, I'm gonna push him down and steal his lunch money.
     
  5. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    It's all well and good that he's a child prodigy going to college and whatnot, but as soon as puberty hits and he discovers masturbation and that tingly feeling he gets from seeing boobs it'll be all downhill from there.
     
  6. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    showoff.
     
  7. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  I knew there was something I forgot to mention! You beat me to it!
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    He's going to be an awesome boss.


    "hey babe, go get me some coffee"

    "wha wha WHAT?!, excuse me little man, kids should'nt talk to women that way"

    "hey i ownz u, ur fired, go away stupid ho"
     
  9. Obvious Prime

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  10. Bryan

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    Right on to the kid for being a brain genius.

    But I feel sorry for him missing out on anything remotely resembling a normal childhood.

    I mean, I hope he discovers some sorta instantaneous travel technology or something that'll advance all of humanity...but it's a shame he's never gonna experience all the other neat stuff about just being a kid and growing up.
     
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    Isn't this the downfall of most potential prodigies?

    Man, imagine how far advanced our society would be without masturbation and boobies... although would you really WANT to live in such a place?
     
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    Without boobies, I'd probably have killed myself by now. BOOBIES FTW!
     
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    Exactly what I thought. Biologically, he doesn't have the distractions of most college students. I wish him the best and I hope he invents warp speed, but I also hope he's allowed to be happy and do what he wants when he gets to the point that he learns what it is he wants.
     
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    Or Penises.
     
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    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lolol  Good one! :lolol 
     
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    NIDARAM12 Robot art guy

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    So do his parents accompany him to class? That is pretty fucked up if they would let a ten year old roam around a college campus.
     
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    Yeah Doggie gets all the ladi....
     
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    I believe the term is "Peni"
     
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