Those look pretty neat, haha. They look a little silly just standing there and waving their arms around randomly though. I want to see Prime throw out a fastball!
Knowing the Marlins front office they probably attempted to trade Optimus and BB for a couple of go-bots so they could avoid paying their appearance fee....
Koji in the stadium: "OOH! Aww, no, he caught it, and that was the last out of the innings! And what is Optimus Prime doing on the field anyway?" This scene from RID was the first thing I thought of LOL
Watch a game and you'll see that it won't. The front office put together a team that can't win at tee ball
They have the worst record in all professional baseball in North America. That includes MLB, AAA, AA, A and the Mexican League. Sucks being a Fish fan.
If Optimus Prime shows up and there is no one there to see him, did it really happen? Even if it says they average 17k+ in paid attendance, I would bet that only half of those people are actually at the game. Only thing I like about the Marlins is that they cut Chone Figgins in Spring Training. All Chone did was bitch when he was up here, and eventually asked to be let go. Good riddance, you were so terrible that even at the league minimum (which he would have gotten since we were still paying him), you couldn't make the Marlins as a utility guy. End off topic rant.
Sadly though I only said that HALF-jokingly. Such a shame what Jeff Loria has done. In addition, they also are having fans thrown out of games in which they don't "like".....Loria should write a book called: "How to walk thru shit and be a dick but come out smelling like a rose with a Nobel prize in hand"
Just to clarify, it's not because we're bad fans. It's because no one wants to give that scumbag owner any more money.