As per the idea posted in the first transformer thread, i think it's a good idea, so here it is.

Mine:

i noticed a frined of mine was stealing my baseball cards, so one day when he asked me to feed his fish, i went into his toybox and stole a bunch of mini-bots.

another time, on the school playground, some kid left his omni-bot downshift in the sandbox, so i scooped him up.

never did steal transformers from a store, but i did manage to get a GI. Joe gung ho into my pocket. this was ofcourse before servailence cameras, and security tags.

 

Here's a thread that's going to run and run I'm sure....

 

I once bought a couple of test shots off eBay.

Other than that, not really, although I had to recover my Trailbreaker from a kid who took it out of my backpack at school. Punk kid!

 

This thread should be retitled (purgery ,commit it)

 

When I was about 8 or 9 I stole Ratbat from a store.



Twice

I lost the first one.

 

Pugery is not a word, unless it is the actions one commits whilst being a pug.

 

I stole Afterburner from a department store. I also used to steal chocolate bars from them...I loved that place.

 

Actually, I went through a klepto phase during late Armada/early Energon. I could afford the mini-cons and Omnicons/Terrorcons, but more expensive TFs I'd cram into my backpack in a security camera blindspot.

Also swiped Alternators Sideswipe, ran out of the store, and hid under a bridge for half an hour. That was kind of a turning point. Now I just buy 'em.

 

Aside from a pencil from a classmate that I "borrowed" (meaning they lent it to me and I just never gave it back), I've never stolen anything in my life.

 

it says purgery

 

I made a shitty trade for a Primal Prime from a french kid on my street. He got the shitty deal.

 

i took a charizard card out of this guy pokemon binder and traded it to him for his armada energon and he said yay now i have doubles lawls me

 

Purgery

\Pur"ger*y\, n. The part of a sugarhouse where the molasses is drained off from the sugar.

Just kiddin' with ya.
 

 

Besides someone trying to steal my Spittor in the first grade, and me having to steal it back, I've never stolen a TF. Pokemon cards though...that's a different story, if someone had a card of theirs stolen at my middle school back in the day, I was usually paid a couple dollars to go out and steal it back for them, good deals most of the time too.
DN

 

Even after editing, the word you're looking for is perjury.

Closest I got to stealing was when I apparently threw a tantrum until I got this other kid's Sandstorm. I still feel like a bit of a douche about that.

 

ive wheeled and dealed to get what i wanted. sometimes had my friends think they owed me money when mayber perhaps they kinda sorta coulda possibly not really owed me any money.

 

i "swiped" Alt. Sideswipe from the local Zellers. it took a lot of planning because of all the security cameras all over the place. the only reason i stole it is because a)they were asking $39.99, and b)couldn't find him anywhere else.
i also stole a dinky car dodge viper GTSR shortly after. other than that and a candy bar accidentally when i was three, nothing.




not including a bunch of pokemon cards i stole from a kid down my street. then traded back to him. oh man that was mean.

 

I stole a few gobots back in the day, so that pretty much amounts to nothing.

 

Hmm...

I pocketed 3 Beast formers at a flea market once while actually buying 2 McBeast Wars figs. Also, I pretended to drop my wallet at another booth so I could switch the price tags on a toy. Guy wanted $20 for a pretty nice G1 Scourge but I switched it out with an $8 tag.