Lego parts, ok, I don't have only but one little box of Lego's and they don't look anything like those, so thanks...

 

B.R.T. Chapter 3, Number 13: "Monsters and Munchies"











Cowabunga! Gimme chocolate chip! Gimme oatmeal raisin!
Gimme next episode of...Blurry Robot Theater!

 

BSOD  

 

SD:
Yep. I just discovered the Perspective Transform tool and was having fun with it.   Of course, a guy named Hacker probably shouldn't be running anything (OS-wise) that generates the BSoD...

 

commander keen for the win. booyah!

 

G:
Yup, great games. Much better than that *other* ID Software title IMHO.  

Several million Vorticons can't be wrong!

 

The time it takes you to find and 'shop in all those graphics is time well spent, cuz they totally rule!

 

Don't fall for the old "we have cookies" gag!      

You've made great use of that Real Gear fig. I love the ever changing images on his screen.  

 

Folks:
Glad you like the onscreen stuff. It's really easy to do with the perspective tool, too.

Now I'm going to give the Cybertronic Wrestling cards a break...



Physical model for Grabber: BOTS MASTERS "Green Bot" of ye dumb name. If anybody knows what his chest gear is for, do tell! A Toyark quest provided his name and parentage, but proved less fruitful in questions of gearing.

 

2.8 miles is a lot of wire!

 

SD:
It is a long string, isn't it? But the M220 TOW has almost as much (about 2.3 mi) I figured a little extra for Cybertronic technology.  
I guess he was armed with wire-guided torpedoes as a sub, and adapted the tech for missiles.

 

I thought the TOW was 2.5 but you would figure with Cybertronic tech they wouldn't use wire.

Does he actually have a string on the toy like Powerhook Optimus does? Cause that would make it even funnier.

 

"Poor typist".      

 

Man, can you IMAGINE what the QWERTY layout looks like after he's finished with it?  

I think there's now actually three main characters in this strip. Carblast, Hacker, and Hacker's LCD screen. That screen is chanelling pure humour in liquid form.  

 

SD: Could be 2.5. I remembered reading it was something on that order. Unfortunately the toy does not have an actual string. G1 Prowl, according to his techspec bio, has wire-guided missiles too. Budiansky's semi-realistic technobabble was great.  

CH: A pile of loose keys, probably. You people are making me nervous with the comments about the LCD screen. Now I'm going to start trying to find funny stuff, instead of stupid stuff, and it's going to wreck everything.  

Enough leakin' lubricant...



B.R.T. Chapter 3, Number 14: "Bolt from the Blue"











Has Hacker fallen on his feet at last?
Does Blurr have something to get off his chest?
Find out next Monday in...the Blurry Robot Theater!

 

Can AP shove any more puns into his closing statements?  :

 

HAHAHAHAHA! That whole thing was great.  

Wile E. Coyote =  

 

Doh! Sorry.
Ah, what the hell. You're doing okay with it so far.  

 

CH:
Very well then.   *cranks up the Dork Drive to Dork 10*

 

wow, I couldn't make any sense of the next to last panel at all, really.