((Okay, debatable if it's still a stabbing by that point. But you'd break the ferret before it penetrated.))

 

((But what if the ferret underwent surgery to have its skeleton infused with Adamantium?))

 

((He's got you there ranger))

 

((The blunt trauma would tear apart it's flesh and kill the brain.))

 

((But what if, prior to the skeleton fusing, the ferret were to be injected with a sample of healing serum, giving it regenerative properties?))

 

((Then why not just let it attack people, instead of using it as a replacement for a blade?))

 

((Because having a ferret attack people is cool. Having a ferret pop out and spear people is fucking awesome.))

 

((I agree with book))

 

((Both of you are style of substance.))

 

((Explain please?))

 

((No, you just can't have fun with the idea of a ferret weapon, something that is inherently ridiculous.))

 

((I like power rangers, don't tell me shit about ridiculous weapons. They have T Rex revolvers that you but dinosaur batteries into.))

 

((Then why can't you accept the love of the Ferret Blade into your heart?))

 

((Because it's a god damn ferret. They're pets, not weapons.))

 

((Pets can be used as weapons. Call of Duty Ghosts(the greatest game ever made according to IGN) had a dog in it that murdered the hell out of people.))

 

((*facepalms*))

 

((That dog didn't have a pole shoved up it's ass so you could use it as a sword.))

 

((There's probably a DLC coming for that though.))

 

((Badoom cchhsss I'll be here all week haha lolz))

 

((That was probably the strangest thing I've ever written.))