Go dormant for three months??

Not extreme enough, talk to me when you get banned for a week and refuse to come back for half a year out of rage.

I concede..

Victory is mine.

You may have won this battle Merth of Melior, but the war is far from over. The chocolate covered creamy goodness will soon be mine...

Yeah, tell me about it when you win a war by tricking the enemy into thinking it's a time of peace.

Jesus Merth, what are you? North Korea?

Technically I'm god-queen of a desert country surrounded by a border wall made 90% from spiderwebs, by spiders, to keep the robo-mosquitoes out.

And I'm a chicken the size of a semi...

My entire country could feast on your remains for a day.

Bring it on sand flea...

You'd better flee from this sand and my country's war-deterrent.

No can do. This rooster ain't no chicken

I guess I'll just step on you, then.