Getting away with murder and looking adorable all at the same time.

Pocket sized death battles whenever and wherever your heart desired.

Episode 9 is where it's really needed.

Told you.

Watch the first episode and you'll find out.

*sniff* it's very warm...

The power of the moe is something to be feared.

You know what this game needs, a good action figure line.

*sniff*

It was so hard, it was so hard man! :(

Then why didn't you hug me when I was watching Cross Ange?!

So your always prepared for hugs huh?

Such is the life of a monster.

Gotta prioritize those accessories.

Pretty sure nobodies looking for them at all. Well, okay, maybe the families of the dead monsters but that's it.

They wanted to add a can opener too, but they ran out of room. :D

Much pleading was to be had, but no fucks were given. Many a monster lost it's life for an absolutely pointless reason. Legends say, somewhere there lays buried the tons of unsold monster blood bubblegum.

Triborg really reminds me of the cyborgs in one. Leatherface though, yeah haven't been this excited since Spawn was added to Soul Calibur.

Yeah, Cassie, I don't think people want monster blood flavored gum. That's a business venture that was dead before it even arrived.

When birth control pills just aren't enough! :picture of Cassie winking and giving a thumbs up:

Well......finally some fighters I'd actually be interested in using. :D

She's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Guess what monsters, she's fresh out of bubblegum.

Thus on that fateful day a new term was coined. Do you want to get intimate with that special someone without fear of getting pregnant? Cassie Cage it!!

Who in the what now? No seriously I am so out of the loop when it comes to games now a days. :lol

What do little monster children check for under their beds?
A: Cassie Cage

Daddy's getting a little out of hand. *BAM* Right in the nuts. Explains why they don't have more kids. :lol

The most experienced and elite of the Predators give her a wide birth. They dare not hunt lest they become the hunted.

Me thinks Sonya taught little Cassie a wee bit too much. :D

Doesn't matter what generation. Pokemon trainers all over have felt that sting that is the lost catch.

Cover your groins lads, the little pig haired demon cometh this way.

Master Ball ready, trigger fingers on the A button aaaaand P.........motherfuckers running, after him. Taillow used fly. It was ineffective.

Heh heh. I can just imagine a little Cassie Cage yelling at Shao like he was a bad cat or something. Switch to her glaring at him while he sits in the corner on a little kiddie stool twiddling his thumbs with his head down. HAH Karma bitch!!!!!!!!

She's still worst girl though.

Mero would make a better mistress then a wife.