So some forgot to flush and then it became a transforming turd?  lol  Or was it in the lost n found box at the mall?

 

shorts would be lit but without people trying to rap

 

After working retail, I can confidently say someone left a perfectly coiled human shit in the lost and found.

 

There is no poop Transformer.

 

Botbots is actually fun. I like s.a chezz

 

Where do you live exactly? Because there are quite a few malls around in the world.

 

Who would do that?  

 

 



It has begun...

 

...texas, where air conditioning is essential, yet the few remaining indoor shopping malls have been ghost towns or dead men walking for the past couple decades...

...outdoor shopping 'villages' are the prime retail concept these days, but retail as a hang-out concept in general has whithered to a husk of what it once was in the face e-commerce: unless you're looking for third-rate bargain merchants and seasonal businesses renting temporary space on-the-cheap, indoor shopping malls are a non-destination these days...

...they don't call it the retail apocalypse without good reason...

 

Ah. Nevermind then.

 

Hmm. Makes me think of the Sausage Party movie.
Then again, the hotdog Bot-Bot is kinda suggestive considering where the separation lines are on his meaty alt mode. Less hotdog and more hotdong...

 

BotBots wave 2 revealed on Amazon. No Images yet sorry.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H9QVN5...olid=1NE8SMPCOH0BD&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Spoiled Rottens

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H9R36N...olid=1NE8SMPCOH0BD&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Music Mobs

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H9MHPJ...olid=1NE8SMPCOH0BD&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Goo Goo Groupies

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H9QPWL...olid=1NE8SMPCOH0BD&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Season Greeters

 

I hope these are grossly prematurely being listed. I haven't even seen wave 1 at local retail yet.

 

Malls are still pretty successful in my area, I can think of 7 in my area code and 2 of those are really packed on the weekends.
Found the 8 packs at Walmart this afternoon, nice surprise since I hadn't heard of them hitting there yet. Finally got Duderoni!

 

I'm sure they are. Amazon posts stuff sometimes 6 months+ in advance, especially when there's no pictures and just generic descriptions like these.

 

Those have been listed since before we first saw any BotBots.

 

Well not everyone has seen them.

 

TRANSFORMERS on Instagram: “Find yourself wondering where all these Transformers BotBots came from?! ”
Cool animated commercial from the official Transformers instagram. It's strange that they don't show official product, only the art. Still awesome!

 

the malls in Longview and Tyler are still hopping, believe it or not. maybe that is because there isn't a ton to do in East Texas, but going to either on a weekend is as annoying as ever. I haven't been to one in the bigger cities in awhile but Grapevine Mills has always been pretty packed, as well.

not disputing your assessment, so much as pointing out the few outliers I have seen. Tyler has one of those outdoor shopping centers and I hate it with every fiber of my being.

also, hi from Kilgore, a town you've quite possibly never heard of because our state is ridiculously big.

 

If that does not scream nostalgic 90's cartoon opening, I don't know what does.