This is basically about half of the HOTS community right now: Still not as bad as LOL though.......... Also the number of people playing HOTS that simply will not acknowledge the fact that they played horribly.
So today i wore a Naruto shirt to school and this freshamn walks up to me with his friend and says “hey i like your shirt” so i was like “thanks lil bro” but then HE TAKES OFF HIS SHOE JUST TO SHOW ME HIS FUCKING SOCKS that were naruto. I was dying
I'm pretty sure I've been able to convince some of my co-workers I'm a ninja with how quietly I can sneak up on you.
This didn't just make me laugh for 2 straight days, but I feel you guys might like it too: So my family and I took an Italian cruise recently, and each day we visited a different territory. Every day we'd hop off the ship, go through a customs security check point, show them our passports, etc- and then we'd be free to go on a tour, wander around freely, etc- whatever we felt like doing. In order to get back onto the ship, you have to go BACK through the customs security checkpoint- and that's where this little "OOPS" occurred. (LOL) So we were in line to get back to the ship, going through security, we get to the metal detector machine, and they had everything the airport would have- the plastic trays for electronics, the x-ray machine, etc. I had my smart phone, a soft drink I'd purchased, and some other documents on me, and I was under the impression that I had to place them in the plastic tray, and do everything we typically do at airports- right? Apparently I was wrong- and rather than explain to me what to do, the security lady was basically yelling at everyone- I looked at her, with my hands in a plastic try, batting my eyes, like YES? PUT IT IN THERE? She gave me this horrid look, and just screamed at me: JUST GO THROUGH THE GATE WAY!!! GO! GO NOW!! 0_0 Jesus, alright! (Grabs his stuff and hops through really fast) Wow, she's a rude one...-_- (Comes out the other side, turns around, and looks through the gate- at his wife) WOW, WHAT A C--- THAT LADY IS!! (Everybody at the security check point heard it, and the ones who understood it: Their eyes were HUGE) (Walks away from the security check point, enters a duty-free shop, starts looking around, and wife comes up behind him) Are you insane? You just called a foreign customs security member the c-word! What's wrong with you? (Looks at his wife) What? She has a HORRIBLE attitude honey- she shouldn't be doing that job if she can't do it with a better attitude- it's incredibly rude- and I don't take that crap from anyone- I simply acknowledged her for being what she was- she deserved it. If you push me, I push back- fair's fair. THIS ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE! WE'RE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY, WE'RE GUESTS HERE, IT'S NOT OUR TERRITORY OR PLACE TO INSULT ANYONE HERE- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT! (His parents walk up after going through) Did you just call that lady what we think you called her? (Crosses his arms and nods) Indeed I did- she has a horrible attitude- she deserved to put in check. And what makes you think that here, of all places, you can do something like that, and nothing bad will happen? Do you understand that they have the power to detain you? For whatever reason, they can slap cuffs on you, keep you from getting back onto the ship, and keep you here as long as they like- are you aware that they can do that? You're not a citizen here, you're just a visitor- you have no power or pull here- do you get that? Of course I do- but she was incredibly ru- THAT DOESN'T MATTER! IT'S THEIR COUNTRY- THEY'RE CUSTOMS SECURITY- YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND OBEY THEM. (Turns around and starts walking back to the ship) You all need to relax. They won't lay a finger on me. I'm fine- and she WAS rude. I had every right to say what I did. Let's go. (Everyone looks at him wide-eyed and speechless) 0_0.... (Father catches up and walks next to him) Do me a favor please: For the remainder of this trip, no matter where we go, or who we encounter- you will not call them that word, or any other bad word. Will you do that? Because they WILL detain you. You really need to cool your language down. Please. Alllright, I'll stop calling customs security members c---s. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU POP. LMAO!! XD So yeah, that happened..lol..apparently, no matter where I am in the world: my mouth has no filter- and I was lucky. LOL
Finding out that this quote came from a Spy kids movie cracked me up Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
