The Last Knight Shampoo & Facial Cleanser: Autobots prefer Clear & L'Oreal

Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by G1 Evac, May 5, 2017.

  1. TCJJ

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    I don't want Bumblebee looking at me while I'm in the shower.
     
  2. MrSoundmeister

    MrSoundmeister Bang,Bang Boom!

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    (Or Child.)

    You should worry more about Optimus looking at you in a shower. Especially if he ends up trying to get some of his foam on your face.
     
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  3. misfire19d

    misfire19d Not a writer. Not an illustrator. Just a fan.

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    the Bay lovers use it when they stroke their swords
     
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    Optimus Prime is a homicidal maniac. The worst thing he'll do is kill me. Personally, I'd rather that than a mute robot with a deformed face staring at me naked.
     
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    I'll take the mute Bot staring at me in the shower. I mean, a water resistant stereo with an infinite library of music. He puts Alexa to shame :D 
     
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    SunSwipe5 Twin Hellion Masters Of Jet Judo

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    Sunstreaker eagerly filming a commercial for Axe body wash, with the song Sexy And I Know It playing in the background.

    Ironhide doing a commercial for Viagra ( maybe his need to show off his cannons and big guns is him compensating for something, lol)
     
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    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    X'D
     
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    Thanks for the nice product people of the TFMovies!Up untill now I used to wank my head on the bumber of an original Peterbilt 379 (with flame deco ofc) every morning before work. My face was clean but my doctor hadnt informed me of adverse side effects, such as sore face, and paint smearing.

    Now with your new product I dont need to wake up at 4am in the morning (before the neighbour gets the Peterbilt 379 up and running), no more sores and no more paint!
    I had a small side effect that might require a sex change after using the cream, but who cares? I am cleaner and light as a feather!
     
  9. PrimesSPARROWforever

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    I find it very amusing lol