WTF @ TFW - 281 - December 6 2013

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  1. Vangelus

    Vangelus Long Live the New Flesh Moderator Content Contributor

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    WTF @ TFW - 281 - December 6 2013

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    Amidst cinematic horseplay and those darned goofin' reporters, Vangelus and Seth Buzzard debate the means of how to fix the planet Earth.

    00:00:00 - Opening
    00:00:39 - Intro
    00:10:41 - Trans4mers Trailer Info & More Michael Bay Quotes
    00:32:20 - New Pic Picks
    00:51:40 - Trans4mers FAB-a-likes
    01:08:13 - Listener Question from DerVernichter
    01:55:25 - Intermission
    01:58:21 - What We Got This Week
    02:11:15 - What Fruit Hats and Tracksuit Robots We Got This Week
    02:31:21 - Ending and Outro

    Want to leave an audio listener question outside of Youtube or Private Messages? Call our WTF Hotline! These questions may be answered in recordings outside of numbered episodes, but feel free to mention your preference if it really matters to you.

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    (318) 775-9830 or (318) 775-WTF0

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    And if you want an MP3 version, it's linked below:
    http://www.tfw2005.net/podcast/WTF_TFW2005_-_281_-_December_6_2013.mp3
     
  2. BlackHawkOmega

    BlackHawkOmega Just trying my best.

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    Definitely appreciating the flow of podcast releases lately.
     
  3. excelhedge

    excelhedge Overseer of Weird

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  4. T4mercustomz

    T4mercustomz I LIVE

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    Man I really want that year of the horse prime.
     
  5. drpockets

    drpockets Ninja Consultant

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    I'm not done listening to 280 yet, so can I please request no spoilers on whether or not Seth got any Transformers this week?
     
  6. DerVernichter

    DerVernichter Well-Known Member

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    Another day. Another bunch of crappy questions answered. By the mighty Vangelus and Seth Buzzard. What can one say in a situation like this other than
    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    Once again, thank you fine gentlemen for your answers. Sorry if some of them were a bit tiring. I'm proud of you for not coming up with a fart joke as the origin of Backwind's name. I know I would have. Oh, and I must pat myself on the back for mistyping "edutainment." Genius...

    The "wily old buzzard" line was supposed to be a bad reference to Impactor's last lines to Emirate Xaaron from the Marvel UK comics. Looks like somebody's not a true geewunner! Hurr-durr!! Then again, Seth never ever buys any Transformers toys and Vangelus is too busy watching over the purity of Pokémon Geewun with a stern, brooding expression on his face, so I shouldn't expect anything else...

    Oh, and if you guys are interested, there's a thead of multiple handsome devils fancying the idea of Cybertronian mental illnesses:

    http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...me-cybertronian-mental-illnesses-phobias.html

    Ahh, I love the smell of whoring my threads out in the morning...

    Once again, thank you for the awesomely delicious podcast!
     
  7. vrba79

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    Booji Boy for the win!
     
  8. VictoryLeo19

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    Is Pokemon old enough to have a "G1"?
     
  9. DerVernichter

    DerVernichter Well-Known Member

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    @VictoryLeo19: Yes according to Vangelus, and I'm not about to question him. I'm way the hell too scared of Omege Spreem...

    Oh, and I can't be the only one who'd love to see Vangelus write a fanfic about Metroplex and the mental illness he's created for him. Just imagine the titanic bot going into a berserker rage as he tries to peel his metal skin open to sweep all those pesky little robotic fleas out of his body. All the while Linkin Park Exclusive Soundwave gazes upon him from upon a cliff and playing "Crawling." Epic!
     
  10. T16skyhopp

    T16skyhopp Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the mentions! I have around 20 pink TenCan's left here (niksardos.bigcartel.com) if anyone is interested.
     
  11. Space Weasel

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    Booji Boy has always frightened me. Why is he in a WTF post?
     
  12. vrba79

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    More like "Why isn't he in every WTF post?"
     
  13. Schmegatronis

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    you both nailed it

    In the course of 1 min you both summed up all the problems I have with those TF movies (with the exception of poor plot and dialogue). Thank you... now I need to explain why I was yelling "yes you get it" to my co-workers...
     
  14. Seth Buzzard

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    An Army of Bees WTF@TFW Podcast Editor Veteran

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    Don't really want to get into this, but yeah. There's been enough additions and changes now that there's a fringe group of "Geewunners" for Pokemon. Has been that way since... I wanna say Ruby/Sapphire (Gen 3. We're on Generation 6 right now, IIRC.)
     
  16. vrba79

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    And they needlessly whine and bitch about anything that isn't Pokemon G1. Especially new anime seasons and movies.
    Can't say I've ever seen that in another community, especially not Transformers!
    *sounds of sarcasm meters shattering*
    Yes Geewunners, we get it. If it doesn't have a minimum of six coloring and animation mistakes per episode, it sucks.
     
  17. Omega Supreme-1

    Omega Supreme-1 Autobot Sentinel

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    My version of Backwind:

    Dread pirate of the stars, Decepticon Backwind has an appearance of an Earther ghost ship; think of a spooky version of Gokai Galleon. He sails the stars, seemingly coming from nowhere before he strikes. The only warning sign of his presence is a cold, creeping, and unnatural wind that eminates behind you; this is a ruse of course, as Backwind is far more prone to ram his foes headlong.

    My version of Nosejob:

    The newest member of the Autobot minibots, is a bullet train warrior; who with his long cone like form, could be compared to a nose. However, he pained his name because of his fighting style which is entirely based on punching you in the face and especially the nose. Truly, no more noses have been devastated than by this young ambitious warrior of Optimus Prime's forces.

    My version of Tearjerk:

    Pretty simple, Decepticon/BW2 era Destron helicopter bio-chemist. He likes to torture organics, and mix new compounds. His favorite mixture is to reduce beings to tears, which leads to their optics being obscured by fluids.

    My version of Testosterror:

    Former Cybertronian celebrity, turned into a very unbalanced individual. Thankfully, his urges to drive adrenaline were put to use via making him a military instructor. There are few Autobots out there than inspire fear in their own kind than Testosterror.

    My version of Sharkjumper:

    Predacon Transmetal Triplechanger. Goes from sea plane, to basking shark. Known for swooping in to get a jump on his foes and then ensnaring them into his great maw. He takes great pleasure in capturing Autobots and fleshies alive.

    My version of Pelviscerator:

    Autobot female wheat thresher. Blades from her alt mode wrap around her legs like 80s knee stockings. Her primary fighting style is comparable to human kickboxing, gymnastics, ballet, and exercise videos like Olivia Newton John.

    My version of Alphaspreem:

    Leader and Mastermold of the Strike Prototype Rapid Engagement Elimination Marines. After reproducing Omega Supreme's specifications, the Decepticons created a fleet of elite strike vehicle warriors. While each one is significantly smaller than an Omega Unit, as they can hold at most two Decepticon warriors at a time, their tactical intelligence and unity is terrifying. AlphaSPREEM in particular is the most dangerous, as the collective intelligence of the units is laboriously analyzed into his memory banks.
     
  18. The 12th Prime

    The 12th Prime A Seth Buzzard Fan

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    Seth, you're awesome! Great answers to the listener questions. What "The Rock" phrase(s) or quote(s) would your Rock Lord The Rock say? I would have mine say "Do you like Pancakes?" just to mess with people and watch them shake their heads or get that WTF look on their face.
     
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  20. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    I guess just all his hits would be fine but i have always liked when he said "What do I think of Shawn Michaels? Shawn Michaels is nothing but 10 pounds of monkey crap in a 5 pound bag."

    Yes, I meant the Chinese one.