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11-06-2009, 11:28 PM
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#1 | | is awesome. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 335 Location: League City, TX Collection Count: I can name all of my Transformers. Hoping to fix that soon, though. | My Fourth Kind Review (Spoilers) Hello,
I just got home from seeing the Fourth Kind. I'm going to say it right now, It's not for the faint of heart. Believe it or not, I'm surprised it only got a PG-13.
Opening:
If you've seen the trailer, you're aware of the Opening Sequence. It's Mila Jovovich saying that all of it is "supported" by archive footage and that it is disturbing. She was right. The "Real" Abigail Tyler was the first real scare in the film. White as a ghost, large eyes that are completely open, and very softspoken. She is being "interviewed" by the director.
The Murder:
The next major sequenc is Mila (as Abigail) recounting her husband's "Murder". She describes someone coming in, with a knife, and stabbing him in the chest. We then find out that her daughter mysteriously lost her sight after the murder. Her son criticises her for not accepting the death of his father.
The Dictations:
Her patient interviews are....interesting. They all se what they claim is a white owl, and most of them recount incidents of this owl coming in to their homes and looking over them. After Abigail hypnotizes one of her patients, "Tommy" goes home and kills his wife and children, which is "supported" by video evidence. She is then interogated by the police chief.
I'm going to stop there, as it just gets creepier. I give it a 10 out of 10. I may have to go back to therapy because of it, though. Wait, is that an owl at my window? http://spencimusprime.webs.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/GloriousSandTiger |
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11-07-2009, 10:08 AM
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#2 | | Fear is ultimate control Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,314 Location: Johnston, Rhode Island, United States of America Collection Count: 136.7 (You're wondering about that .7 aren't you?) | Wait, there's ACTUAL evidence in this movie?
I feel I'll be more entertained by this than paranormal activity. What a load of shit. Quote:
Originally Posted by Optimus Sledge The bonus of a stairlift is that, once granny sadly passes on, you can cheer yourself up by playing with it. You don't get the same fun with a retirement home.
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11-07-2009, 10:21 AM
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#3 | | Never Forget Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 28,167 Location: Sheffield, UK News Credits: 1 | Needs more spoilers... smh. |
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11-07-2009, 05:01 PM
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#4 | | is awesome. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 335 Location: League City, TX Collection Count: I can name all of my Transformers. Hoping to fix that soon, though. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Twin Twist Needs more spoilers... smh. | OK, um,
Abigail's daughter is abducted
Her husband killed himself
Her son is taken from her custody
And one of the last scenes shows an alien communicating with her. It says it's God.
I tried to find a picture of the "real" Abigail, but no such luck. Be warned, her face isn't blurred in the trailer for privacy. http://spencimusprime.webs.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/GloriousSandTiger |
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11-08-2009, 09:03 AM
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#5 | | Never Forget Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 28,167 Location: Sheffield, UK News Credits: 1 | No, see, that was sarcasm as you've... you know what? Nevermind. |
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11-08-2009, 09:31 AM
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#6 | | TFW2005 Supporter Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 10,232 Location: Texas News Credits: 5 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Twin Twist No, see, that was sarcasm as you've... you know what? Nevermind. | lol I thought the same thing,   I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon. |
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11-08-2009, 10:09 AM
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#7 | | Twilight gets you laid. Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,347 Location: the filthy nasty dirty south...BR, Louisiana Collection Count: never have bothered to count | What is this, like the fourth thread for this movie?
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11-08-2009, 10:56 AM
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#8 | | Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 432 Location: Texas Collection Count: 51 News Credits: 1 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Twin Twist Needs more spoilers... smh. | smh. Sounds like Twin Twist's new catchphrase.  |
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11-08-2009, 10:59 AM
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#9 | | May be tripping balls Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,850 Location: Staring at the refrigerator Collection Count: Um... this is going to need a trip into the attic | Review up on The Spoony Experiment. Does not sound like a good film. 
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11-08-2009, 10:24 PM
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#10 | | O_O Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 80 Location: Hawaii Collection Count: They're all hiding somewhere.. waiting to pounce.. | Quote:
Originally Posted by smkspy What is this, like the fourth thread for this movie? | Fitting  |
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