Steelfire
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Steelfire

Well-Known Member, from Massocheichei

Steelfire was last seen:
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    1. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      "I realize what I said wasn't actually helpful"
      -title of my autobiography
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Everyone is wrong. Some of us are strong enough to admit it.
        May 18, 2018
      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        *wrong enough to admit it
        May 18, 2018
    2. mlgpapalouie
      mlgpapalouie
      Fyi: Eltonlin is trashing you
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      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        better treehuger than Zoom game suBreme deceiver
        Apr 22, 2018
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Deceiver?! DECEIVER?!?!?

        Well, yeah, I guess.
        Apr 22, 2018
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        dont worry mlg I still am
        May 18, 2018
    3. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      the boy's pheromone level suggests he smells of teen spirit
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      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        The most dangerous game is commitment
        Mar 28, 2018
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        False. The most dangerous game is Scorpion Yahtzee.
        Mar 28, 2018
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        My dear Watson, do you speaketh from personal experience
        Mar 28, 2018
    4. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Your great-grandfather was a great lawyer, and his kid made a mint off the war
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      2. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Ain't nobody leaving soon
        So keep dancing
        Feb 18, 2018
      3. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        And that's about the time she walked away from me
        Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
        Feb 23, 2018
      4. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Do you know what is awesome?





        Everything.
        Mar 28, 2018
    5. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Am I just paranoid, am I just stoned
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Sundown ya better take care
        If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
        Jan 28, 2018
    6. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Hello how are you. I can't imagine life being very eventful if you're always pegged onto a base with your name on it
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      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        THANK YOU brother. Was boutta bitchslap a citizen back to Cybertron for that 4-wheel ignorance. As a car guy, I was thoroughly triggered. It was an unpleasant experience
        Dec 15, 2017
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Fight ignorance with facts, not slaps. Learnin beats hurtin erry day.
        Dec 15, 2017
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        As you can see in my sig, I identify as a car, so this was an attack on my species. We will make Cars 4 to punish that peasant's mistake
        Dec 15, 2017
    7. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Character development: Steelfire gradually becoming more generous with the amount of posts he upvotes
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      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        That's exactly what the hardass who refuses to admit his nice side would say
        Dec 4, 2017
      3. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Tsundere sugoi kawaii
        Dec 4, 2017
      4. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Fun fact, autocorrect tried to change kawaii to lawsuit
        Dec 4, 2017
    8. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Just angsty teen things
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Grow the hell up.

        No seriously, it really helps to just be older :p Then again, I was an angsty teen until like 25.
        Dec 2, 2017
      2. eltonlin98
        eltonlin98
        Fuck where do they sell that DLC for life
        Dec 2, 2017
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        I do think it's helpful to understand that most of your life will be nothing like it is right now.
        Dec 2, 2017
    9. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
    10. eltonlin98
      eltonlin98
      Hunting for new Transformers? Matt Tracker
      Great with computers?
      Matt Hacker
      Won't do his part in group work?
      Matt Slacker
      Got some shrubs to prune?
      Matt Whacker
      Clearcoating some customs?
      Matt Lacquer
      Supporting on Patreon?
      Matt Backer
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Steering a sailboat - Matt Tacker
        Breaking into a safe - Matt Cracker
        Setting up billiards - Matt Racker
        Laying off fools - Matt Sacker
        Flirting with the honeys - Matt Macker
        Arranging the boxes - Matt Stacker
        Firing on enemy aircraft - Matt Flakker
        Stopping the world with a "time out" - Matt Zacker
        Nov 17, 2017
    11. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Release, let me take on eternity
      Taking one more step and let it rip through me
      I'm building up my nerve, so you can wish me well
      Or you can wish me Hell, from pride, we'll fall
      1. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Interesting/odd search results (ddg) from gizmodo, kotaku, lifehacker after the ones about the actual song. Now I know how to turn down sex and how Amazon crushes everyone.
        Nov 15, 2017
      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        They crush competitors under the prices they drop.
        Nov 16, 2017
    12. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      I thought that I heard you think
      I sing that I thought you laughing
      I saw I try I thought you heard

      But that was just a dream
    13. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Sup, hope you have a great day tomorrow.
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      2. AutobotAvalanche
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        I hope that you also have a great day tomorrow.
        Nov 5, 2017
      4. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        Thank you, my friend.
        Nov 5, 2017
    14. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Now you've got me stuck listening to "The Pretender".

      *Bumblejazz posts a new challenge in the zoom game*


      SO WHO

      ARE YOU

      SO WHO

      ARE YOU
    15. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Don't you love the life you killed?
      The priest is on the phone
      Your father hit the wall
      Your ma disowned you
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      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        Words aren't about what I actually say, they're about the emotions you derive from them.
        Oct 28, 2017
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        Sadly too true among most people, took me 35 years to learn that lesson.
        Oct 28, 2017
      4. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        I don't understand what you said, can you speak more simply?

        Oh, you're using such small words. Do you think I'm an idiot?
        Oct 28, 2017
    16. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      And when this hourglass
      Has filtered out
      Its final grain of sand
      I'll raise my glass to the memories we've had
      This is my wish
      And I'm taking it back
      I'm taking them all back
    17. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      But high up on this mountain, I can almost see your lonely windowsill
      They'll carry you off tonight
      There's a ghost in your old bedroom
      And a candle burning bright
    18. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Norman rockwell colors fade. All my favorite things have changed.
    19. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Keyboard war'yers, always on-the-line, wasting time, wasting time!
      Angry bigots, who will patronize,
      soon as they arrive, on the site!
      Always pissing on opinions,
      and calling us S J W minions!
      1. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        (Had to space that acronym because TFW censors it. Wow.)
        Oct 9, 2017
      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        (This was set to the M.A.S.K. theme BTW.)
        Oct 12, 2017
    20. AutobotAvalanche
      AutobotAvalanche
      Did you get a Grotusque?
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      2. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        I don't blame you. He was probably a quicker sellout than Arcee because he has no real alternative.
        Oct 5, 2017
      3. Steelfire
        Steelfire
        What do I have extra lying around... ? ... Hmmm... Would a Titan Master Crunch poster/box make you feel better?
        Oct 5, 2017
      4. AutobotAvalanche
        AutobotAvalanche
        You're a generous man, FeelsTire. I'll take the loss for now. Arcee put my head up in the clouds. I'm so used to missing every single exclusive and she gave me a real cackling Palpatine-level power trip.
        Oct 5, 2017
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