It never ends ever

cool story bro

Dear Diary,

Long time no write. It's 1 AM in the fucking morning (Sunday night / Monday morning). I've been in this building for about 15 hours now. I hate my life and my job. BRB, cutting.

Dear Diary,

Things are pretty much the same as always here.

p.s. llama had sex with Obvious Prime's mom.

your 10,000 posts make me lol. je t'aime

Haha. Something happened to two of your posts, there demanding that you come back, if only to get back to 10,001 and quit again.

THE UNIVERSE DEMANDS IT.

Dear Diary,

Today was not a good day to die. That is why I am here, reciting this log.

--Worf

Dear Diary,

I'm so tired and I really need to go to bed so I'll make this brief. On Saturday night I finally got to eat my icecream cake (with all my buddies) and it was so delicious that I wanted to rub it all over my balls. Earlier in the day I bought some 5.1 surround sound speakers because they were marked down to $80! I used them for the first time when we watched Hellboy in HD. It was glorious. Then today I went and visited my grandmother for lunch which was very pleasant. After that I spent the rest of the day in at the office marking assignments. How tedious. Now I am at home again and preparing for sleep time. I'll write again soon...

xxx ooo xxx

Here are your donuts Mr Simpson

Dear Diary,

Sorry it's been a while since I last wrote but Jim Lehrer stole my diary (and my heart). Don't worry though, I got it back. I think he managed to open it even though I had a padlock on it and a "NO BOYS ALLOWED" sticker on the front cover. I've been real busy over the last few days - I've got a lot of deadlines coming up at work. I've also been doing a lot of work around the house. It's starting to look pretty nice. I built a BBQ so now I can cook my sausages outside and feast on their delicious slender meat. My icecream cake is coming along nicely, I've done three layers now. I've just got to do the super bonus layer on Saturday and then it will be eaten when all my BFFs come over. We're going to watch Hellboy! In HD! I can't wait. It's kind of sad that it's really the only thing I'm looking forward to this week. Work is super sucky at the moment and my motivation is less than zero. Oh oh oh, I almost forgot, I saw Tropic Thunder on Monday night! It was great! Ok, I had best go and do some work. Bye for now,

xxx ooo xxx