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What the frik is goin on?
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Well, it's the future, the Autobots are on the run, the Decepticons are hiding on the moon, large companies are in a small cold war over each other's projects while three of them plan to take over the world, Optimus Prime now has a pet human named Ryuko who has a shapeshifting sailor fuku and now Ryuko is stuck in a city full of eccentrics that can transform into armored warriors with fruit-shaped padlocks, and it's only going to be more confusing from here on out. Would you like for the train to stop so you can get off?

Wuh?

Hello who might u be good sir!

Good.

Hello.