I warned him. I warned him not to doubt your sexiness, but he wouldn't listen. He's crazy, malfunctioning.

PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!!!

And to think, SpencimusPrime wanted to be my friend.

Friendship request DENIED on result of SpencimusPrime sucking royal ass.

Goddamn it, why does this happen at every forum I join?

Sleep with me or I'll ban you.

That's sexual harassment. And I mean it.

Hmm, I want to sleep with you, but do I want to be a mod?

Sleep with me and I'll make you a mod.

... is this sexual harassment?

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

Fuck me, I never realised that Pokemon was evolutionist propoganda. Those crafty Japanese, indoctrinating our children with their cartoons! For balance, I demand a cartoon where Pokemon only take on a new form when touched by the Noodly Appendage.

I'm into girls with big tits who'll let me touch them. They're surprisingly rare.

I'm in to girls that put out and don't bother me much. I also believe in evolution ... I mean, fuck, Patamon digivolved in to Angemon, am I right am I right?