Fatal! Guess who Meta finally got around to doing?

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That's great! Good for you two! :-D

Hey Fates, I noticed you were on and wanted to ask how you've been doing?

Whatever is the problem the safety if your wife and the kids is primary concern. I hope they are alright. Tell her General Magnus sends his best regards. And I hope law enforcement helps you both.

I hope you´re vigilant.

Stay strong Fatal and take care of them friend.

Steer her towards the adult toy section instead. Although if it means she might buy you some Bot Shots then it's all good. Is there a reason why she's in the Pony section? Is this a Bot Shots and MLP crossover romance?

The couple that snorts together - er - has a lot of boogers on the carpet??

I find that's the best way to consume many beverages. But I did have the same effect on my mother earlier when I likened a little shrivelled gourd thing on the telly to Yoda's cock. She didn't stop choking on her coffee for about five minutes.

Oh, and congrats to you and your lady on the meet-up and stuff. I dunno how I missed that thread.

You tried to run, stumbled and fell, and that was the last anyone heard of you until years later they found you crying in the gutter with a Jetfire in your back bracket.
Now all you mumble over and over is "I told her 'Bot Shots', not 'Butt Shoves'..."