I want a huge feast of Energon Lava Taco Grandes for my meeting with MegaCron. Imagine the splendor when I rev my thrusters...or stench, especially if I add energon guacamole to the mix. Do I get an upgrade before I die or have I been denied my Decepticon 401k because my former master has turned to the dull side? Wasn't he supposed to be Galavtron? Poor idiot has an identity crisis.

I vote for # 2

Or I will die eating Energon Tacos.

I will die being loyal to Lord Megatron...