You're welcome to whatever gratification you get from this, but I really don't want to have anything to do with you anymore. You're vile.

I rock it in real life also if it makes you feel better. I love my job. LOVE IT. I'm the happiest, most well-adjusted dude in the world.

MegaMoonMan is the epitome of cuddliness compared to you. Aspergers or not, you're still an internet sociopath.

I'm sorry to hear that!

Also, in case I wasn't clear earlier, joke's on you, dude. Come on now, you didn't really think I suddenly went from a thorough mastery--and that is what it is--of the English language to making lazy homonym errors and using imaginary words, did you?

Wait...you did, didn't you? THAT IS ADORABLE.

Your use of smileys makes me feel incredibly uneasy.

I wanted to thank you for catching my grammatical errors in my Apology thread. It was very astute of you to note my incorrect use of "irregardless" and "you're." I definitely didn't make those two mistakes (and one other, actually) in a single post on purpose, even though I virtually never err in my posts. Really, I bet if you skim through all my posts available in search, you won't find any errors except those when I've preferred to use Southern vernacular as a writing style. Which makes it all the more impressive that you caught my extremely rare mistake--kudos to you for such attentiveness, and I'll make sure not to slip up with your/you're again. At least not for my next 9,000 posts or so!