Yo Big B, any idea what's happened to our little pal Spiderus?

Out.

Standing.

Alright, 99% certain I'll have a room available for you to bone chicks in. Hit me up once you've got some semi-solid plans or if you need some advice and suggestions for your country wide seed spreading tour.

I graduate December 4th.

Why am I telling you this specifically, you ask?

Because as soon as possible afterwards, I'm traveling to Australia, where I intend to utilize your residence as a staging camp for Operation: Impregnate Australian Women With American Semen.

Just a heads up (so you can get permission from your wife--I KNOW HOW IT WORKS).

Oh wow, I just facepalmed so hard.

In my defense I was like 3 at the time.

You big dummy:

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Guess it wasn't released down under. Mate.