VI is a 70's retro editor, foiled with unintuitive knick-knacks obviously designed by a deranged madman, that requires excessive, arduous, and blatantly nonsensical combinations of keystrokes to achieve in 30 keys what could have been done with 2 keys and a swipe of the mouse....Co'mon, people, it's the 21st century already...

Although, gVIM finally gets it right!!!